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25 January 2007 @ 07:47 pm
Title: Office
Author: omen1x2
Rating: R
Fandom: Pierrot
Pairing: Kirito x Jun
Summary: Word Game fic. Written for yokozuki.


by Omen-chan

"Why is office sex so popular?"

Kirito blinked. "What are you talking about?"

Jun played with his hair, his lower lip jutting out adorably. "Office sex. According to books and movies, it's really popular."

"............................... What kinds of things are you reading and watching, Jun?"

"That's not the issue! Why is it so popular, Kirito?"

"Why the hell are you asking me?"

"Well, I figured you'd know."

"............................... Are you calling me a slut?"

"NO! You just know everything, is all."

"Nice cover."

Jun stuck his tongue out at him. "But do you know?"


"Can we try it and find out?"

"I don't have an office, Jun."

"I didn't say it had to be ours."

Mizukikikai_no_yume on January 26th, 2007 05:03 am (UTC)
omfgXDD *giggles*
Jun's answer is just pricelessXDD
Omen-chan: Kiritoomen1x2 on January 26th, 2007 05:06 am (UTC)
I would love to walk into an office at work and see them having sex in it. XDDDD
Mizukikikai_no_yume on January 26th, 2007 05:32 am (UTC)
hell yeah~!! *o*
Suenegiyou on January 26th, 2007 07:10 am (UTC)
oh somehow I just adore your version of naughty Jun!
just a shame this is so damn short, but you know my dislike for too short FF/drabbles in general, doesn't have anything to do with your writing skills.
This is cool!
Omen-chanomen1x2 on January 26th, 2007 04:13 pm (UTC)
I get tired of people writing him so pure and innocent all the time. I mean, geez, he's over thirty. I don't think he's that innocent anymore, you know? But, at the same time, he's too adorable to be 100% naughty bad-boy, so I give him this kind of innocent naughtiness, if that makes sense. ^___^;;

Still, though, request noted! I'll see what I can do! ^____^
Tsukushijuusuikan on January 26th, 2007 11:35 am (UTC)
Jun is so adoreable XD
Omen-chan: Junomen1x2 on January 26th, 2007 04:14 pm (UTC)
Always! ♥
~Nuile~: kirinuile on January 26th, 2007 07:07 pm (UTC)
I laughed like crazy... Thank you very much! *goes back under the table* No, really, that's just mad cute! =^________^=
Omen-chan: Kiritoomen1x2 on January 27th, 2007 05:03 am (UTC)
*holds out cookies to lure out from under the table* ^___^
~Nuile~: hydenuile on January 27th, 2007 07:00 pm (UTC)
Cookies! *rushes from under the table, grabs cookies and rushes back*
Omen-chanomen1x2 on January 27th, 2007 07:23 pm (UTC)
*pouts* Noooo! I wanna cuddle!
~Nuile~: kirinuile on January 27th, 2007 09:05 pm (UTC)
*rushes back and cuddles Omen-chan*
Ju~un! Come here and cuddle Omen with me! Isn't she cute? *pets Omen-chan*
☆Maddisujamie_kay180 on January 26th, 2007 10:19 pm (UTC)
awwww~ naughty Jun, thats cute that is!! >D

and i can imagine it to, Jun looking perfectly innocent asking this stuff while Kirito is shocked and kinda like "O__O .. what did Jun just say!? O_O"

XD Jun is so adorable, you cant not love him ^___^
Omen-chanomen1x2 on January 27th, 2007 05:02 am (UTC)
Dude, this is the best comment I've gotten in months! XDDD

And I really would love to see Kirito's expression in all of this. I mean, wow, couldn't you just imagine?! XDDD
☆Maddisujamie_kay180 on January 27th, 2007 09:23 pm (UTC)
XDD wow, i feel honored ^___^

haha, yeah, that'd be great, and hilarious to imagine i wonder if he'd let us take a picture? XD or.. if he really -does- have a fanfiction fetish XDD

i reckon someone should do a comic strip of this or something xD
yokozukiyokozuki on January 28th, 2007 03:51 am (UTC)
XXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD THAT RULES. Thank you!!! ^______________________________________^ That is some funny shit, yo. And CUTE. And... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Kirito and Jun hijacking a random office and fucking like bunnies... *.*
Omen-chanomen1x2 on January 28th, 2007 04:37 am (UTC)
Dude, do you have any idea how much money I would pay to have them do that in MINE?!

I wouldn't mind starving to death over that one. Every penny would be well worth it.

And I'm glad you liked what I did with your word! ♥
kyuichi18 on February 18th, 2008 12:28 pm (UTC)
"............................... Are you calling me a slut?"

Man <3ed this!!!
Omen-chanomen1x2 on February 18th, 2008 12:57 pm (UTC)
Yeah, that was way fun to write. XD