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20 January 2007 @ 09:01 pm
Title: Presents
Author: omen1x2
Rating: R
Fandom: Pierrot; ALvino, and Akira from Plastic Tree
Pairing: Jun + Kirito; Kirito x Jun; mention of Koji x Shouta
Summary: I took a break from my Word Game to do this for sakura121. Her birthday's tomorrow! ♥


by Omen-chan

Jun was getting confused. Every day, he'd step out of his apartment, only to see a wrapped package with his name on it on his doorstep. This had been going on for weeks, and he was starting to get nervous. Surely a fan hadn't discovered where he was living? That only happened to Aiji!

Sighing, Jun picked up the package and placed it in his genkan, with the twenty-three others. He hadn't opened any of them yet. They scared him too much.

A couple of nights ago, he'd even had a nightmare about the presents coming to life and attacking him in his sleep. The only thing that saved him was his cat. She'd jumped on his chest for more food, waking him.

He'd made sure to feed her an extra treat for that.

Akira waved a hand in front of Jun's face, pouting. "Oi! Jun!"

Jun blinked and looked at Akira dazedly, his mouth open. "Eh?"

Koji took a bite of his hamburger, and then said with his mouth full, "You've been acting weird all day."

Shouta nodded, his eyes full of worry. "And you haven't even touched your food!"

Jun's eyes widened as he looked down at his tray. "Then where did it go?"

Koji and Shouta looked at Akira, who smiled nervously and stood up. "Well, I guess it's time for me to go! Nice catching up with you, guys!" He ran out of the restaurant, breathing a sigh of relief that he'd managed to escape.

Shouta smiled at Jun and offered him his fries. "What's wrong with you, anyway? Not noticing when someone is stealing your food is just..." He paused, at a loss for words.

Koji stepped in. "Freakish." He took a sip of his soda as Shouta glared at him.

Jun shrugged, blushing slightly. "I don't know, it's just..."

The two stared at him expectantly.

"I've been getting presents. It's freaking me out."

Shouta nearly fell out of his chair. "It's freaking you out?! Are you insane?!"

Koji flicked one of his french fries at Jun, hitting him in the forehead. "Presents are a GOOD thing, you doof."

Shouta giggled and picked up the fry, eating it. "So, what'd you get?"

"I don't know."

"You don't know?!"

"I never opened them."

Shouta and Koji looked at each other, then stood up, gathering their trays. Shouta leaned into Koji, whispering, "I think he's losing it."

Koji nodded and whispered back, "It must be the lack of sex."

Jun glared at them and they scampered.

Jun grumbled as he headed back home. Practice was obviously cancelled, what with Koji and Shouta acting all silly and everything. Probably off screwing each other, the lucky bums.

He paused when he reached the street leading to Kirito's apartment building. If he turned here, he could see him. Maybe even talk. He hadn't been in Kirito's apartment in over a year, and it was almost irresistably tempting to see him.

Koji had made a good point when he'd said that the lack of sex was getting to him.

But Kirito probably didn't want to see him.

Jun sighed and walked on to his own home.

Jun groaned as his alarm went off. He reached over and grabbed his clock, throwing it against the nearest wall. Apparently, he didn't throw it hard enough. It just kept ringing.

Grumbling, he sat up sleepily, his hair bed-mussed and his eyes barely open.

After a few minutes, it occurred to him that he hadn't set his alarm the night before.

"You're awfully stubborn, Jun."

Jun squeaked and looked around his bedroom for the (familiar? He couldn't tell, he was too sleepy) voice.

A finger reached over and poked his side.

Jun let out a shrill scream and jumped out of the bed, holding his pillow in front of his near-naked body as a shield.

Kirito lied back down on the bed, crossing his arms behind his head. "Damn. It really has been a while since you had someone in your bed."

Jun stared at him, his mouth opening and closing silently.

Kirito smirked at him, then yawned, closing his eyes, apparently feeling sleepy.

Jun knew better. Kirito was trying to make him feel secure. He wasn't even close to falling asleep.

"What are you doing here, Shinya?"

Kirito purred and sat up, revealing his bare chest. Jun nearly fainted from the rush of blood running to his face and... somewhere else.

Kirito stared at Jun through slitted eyes, smirk still in place. "Can't you tell?"

Jun stared at him, speechless. All thought processes had been permanently derailed. He wasn't even sure if he still knew how to speak.

Kirito patted the space next to himself, giving Jun a hungry look.

Jun nodded, reached down to turn off his alarm, and joined him.

Kirito ran his fingers through Jun's sweaty hair, feeling more content than he had in years. "Did you like my presents, then?"

Jun smiled and kissed Kirito's chest. "Nope. You could have just popped into my bed anytime. No need to send me unsigned presents."

Kirito laughed. "Did you know they were from me?"

"Of course not. I thought they were from some scary fan, and I'd have to move. I didn't even unwrap them."

"You really ought to open them, you know."

"What? Why?"

"I noticed you were out of lube."

"............................................................ You got me TWENTY-FOUR tubes of lubricant?!"

"Of course not."

Jun breathed a sigh of relief.

"I bought you twenty-four cases of lubricant."





I hope you like this, Sakura-chan! I had absolutely no idea what to do, so I just used our usual RP Kirito and Jun and went with that. -___-
yokozukiyokozuki on January 21st, 2007 08:20 pm (UTC)
Heeeheeeeeeeeee... oh god, Kirito... XDDD Mm, yay for KiriJun!!!
Omen-chan: Miyavi - Friendsomen1x2 on January 22nd, 2007 04:01 am (UTC)
Thanks? XD
Larenlaren on January 22nd, 2007 03:11 am (UTC)
Omen-chan: Aoi x Uruha Loveomen1x2 on January 22nd, 2007 04:01 am (UTC)
Yes, I thought you'd like that. XD
Suenegiyou on January 22nd, 2007 12:31 pm (UTC)
*laughes* that's so damn.... funny XD
though I somehow like Koji and Shouta best! They're really cool, I can't imagine them as a couple but the way you let them act ist just great XD *claps hands*
Omen-chan: ALvino for meeeeeee!omen1x2 on January 22nd, 2007 06:43 pm (UTC)
I think I'm the first person in the universe to think of that pairing. I know I've infected a couple of other people with the idea, but, so far, it's solely mine. XD

And I love fitting Koji or Shouta into just about anything I write. They're fun. ♥
Suenegiyou on January 22nd, 2007 07:18 pm (UTC)
well, how about an ALvino ff? ;)
Omen-chanomen1x2 on January 23rd, 2007 06:56 pm (UTC)
Hmmm.... *considers* That's giving me a comm idea! ^____^

Maybe I could be the very first person to have an ALvino slash community. XD
~Nuile~: pic#56477341nuile on January 25th, 2007 08:15 pm (UTC)
I love you, Omen-chan, d'you know? xDDDD
*crazy laughter*
*under the table*
Omen-chanomen1x2 on January 26th, 2007 06:56 am (UTC)
Ah, thank you! I love you too! And I've missed you! *tackles*
kyuichi18 on February 18th, 2008 12:45 pm (UTC)
Wonder what happens next, 'spesh with all those cases!