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17 August 2009 @ 10:32 pm
[fic] Ladybugs and Zebras  
Title: Ladybugs and Zebras
Author: omen1x2
Rating: PG
Pairing: JaeChun, vague YooSu, OT5
Disclaimer: Like all fanfic writers, I twist reality to please me.
Summary: Summer’s the time to be lazy, and Jaejoong and Yoochun cloud-gaze.
A/N: An extremely overdue birthday fic for vermeil.

Ladybugs and Zebras

By Omen-chan

“A duck.”


“What is with you and that? I swear, you have an unhealthy obsession with Junsu’s ass.”

“Well, it is a nice ass.”

“I never know if you just say things like that to make me jealous, or if you’re just a big ass.”

“No, no. Junsu has the big ass. I’m a jerk.”


“That too.”

There's a long pause. And then, "Do you get jealous?”

“Of course not. I’m a paragon of virtue.”

Despite the words, the two of them are nothing more than lazy and boneless, lying on the hill and feeling as if the heat could melt them into it. It makes Yoochun feel like water, melding with the dirt and grass underneath, and trickling like rain down the side.

Jaejoong raises his cigarette to his lips and inhales, sharp, and for a moment, the world is real again. He licks his lips and his hand drops back to his stomach, careful to keep his cigarette from burning a hole in his shirt. “Ladybug.”

“How the hell do you get ladybug? Clouds don’t have spots, do they?”

“Why not ladybug? Where’s the fun in beetle?”

Yoochun hums the refrain to Hello, Goodbye and interrupts himself with, “Fine. Zebra.”


“Hey, you made the rules.”

The two of them stare as the ladybug-beetle and the zebra-horse join together in a weird mating ritual.

“I hope your zebra doesn’t squish my ladybug. I kind of liked him.”


“Hey, I can make him a he if I want to. He’s my cloud.”

Yoochun ponders the possibility of a “Property of Jaejoong” sign sticking out of the side of the now strangely fused ladybug-beetle-zebra-horse and then thinks about things like ink and skin, and if that counts too. Remembers the night before, and can’t help smiling around his cigarette.

“Stop that.”

“Stop what?”

“Yoochun, the whole world and their mother can tell when you’re thinking about sex.”


“So I’m not having sex with you in broad daylight on a hill, where I could maybe get bug bites on my ass.”

“They wouldn’t dare. That’s my ass.”

“Funny how it’s on me, though.”

“That was God saying that it wouldn’t be fair for it to be on me. It wouldn’t be nearly so easy to grab.”

Jaejoong rolls onto his stomach and stubs his cigarette out on the ground just under his nose, giving Yoochun a perfect view of said ass when he looks down. “I thought you liked Junsu’s ass?”

“And I thought you didn’t get jealous?”

Yoochun grins as Jaejoong flings a half-hearted glare at him, and the sun shines off his eyes and makes a flower of heat bloom in Yoochun’s stomach. “It doesn’t matter, anyway. Junsu doesn’t have your dick.”

Jaejoong just laughs and reaches over to flick Yoochun’s far cheek, just over his dimple. He doesn’t move his arm away after, and just lets it lie across Yoochun’s chest. “He wouldn’t know what to do with it.”


They both look up, tilting their heads awkwardly towards the source of the new voice. Yunho smiles down at them, thumbs hooked into his pockets, and eyes warm chocolate in the heat. It makes the two of them feel even sleepier.

Yunho doesn’t wait for a response and just nudges them both with the toes of his shoes. “Come on, you two. Play time’s over.”

They both sigh and struggle to their feet, but neither of them do more than mumble complaints that they don’t really mean.

Family time is important too.

“And don’t think I won’t tell Junsu about Jaejoong’s dare to let him play with his dick so he can prove that he does know what to do with one.”

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Omen-chan: JaeChunomen1x2 on August 18th, 2009 03:53 am (UTC)
Re: “Yoochun, the whole world and their mother can tell when you’re thinking about sex.”
*tackles* You are so welcome! I'm just glad I finally managed to write you one. I know it didn't bother you, but I couldn't help but feel guilty over the lack of one for you.

And I promise it won't be the last! I love writing fics for people. And you're my JaeChun fangirl. ♥

I'd be pretty honored if you thought of your fic every time you looked at any of those things and thought about it. XD
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Omen-chan: Jaejoong Smileomen1x2 on August 19th, 2009 12:57 am (UTC)
Re: a “Property of Jaejoong” sign
I really think he's technically already got one. That's what the tattoos are for. ~__^

I actually kind of sort of meant a HoSu entendre with the whole blasphemy thing. Yunho always sticks up for Junsu anyway. XD

*tackles* I'm glad I could give you something to giggle over at work, hun.
&chelsea;pinkfluffies on August 18th, 2009 03:52 am (UTC)
omg. i dont even know what to quote because all of it is just awesome on all kind of levels.
very enjoyable.
and carefree and light. loved it ♥
Omen-chan: JaeChun in Parisomen1x2 on August 18th, 2009 03:54 am (UTC)
Thank you so much! I'm glad you liked it. ^o^
Haruko-chanharuko_chan22 on August 18th, 2009 05:13 am (UTC)
all of the dialogue was so perfecttt!

very good! i wish my birthday presents were this awesome XD
Omen-chan: JaeChun Being Dorkyomen1x2 on August 18th, 2009 05:20 am (UTC)
Thank you!

And, ugh, I should have written you a birthday fic too. I'm so sorry. >.
laure1724: dbsklaure1724 on August 18th, 2009 06:54 am (UTC)
This was just brilliantly written <3
I can so see them having a conversation like this =^^=
Omen-chan: TVXQ Loveomen1x2 on August 19th, 2009 12:57 am (UTC)
Thank you! I'm glad it seemed so real to you. ^o^
¿noʎ oɥʍ 'ɐɹpuɐs ɯ,ıdiesmile_kibum on August 18th, 2009 09:44 am (UTC)
“Yoochun, the whole world and their mother can tell when you’re thinking about sex.”
best. line. ever. 8DDD
Well the rest of their conversation was pretty freaking awesome too.
Love this♥
Omen-chan: JaeChun 03omen1x2 on August 19th, 2009 12:58 am (UTC)
Don't you just love those pure, simple truths? ♥

Thank you!
Ivylaadeedoll on August 18th, 2009 07:18 pm (UTC)
you write so well, 'cause this was just so perfect :3 <333

imma go read it again and thankies for sharing :D
Omen-chan: JaeChun 02omen1x2 on August 19th, 2009 12:58 am (UTC)
Wow, thank you! I'm glad you liked it. ^o^
Sakura the Cookie Monstersakura121 on August 19th, 2009 05:41 pm (UTC)
*tackle hugs* This is really such a sweet, fluffy fic. It really cheered me up when I read it after I got home from work. ^_^
ekkusuchanekkusuchan on August 20th, 2009 06:23 am (UTC)
never get bored with your dialogues ^-^ they always made me smile and grin like an idiot ^^ wonder what went through your mind when you produce all those conversation lines, mind giving us hints? xD

and, of course, the epic line "Yoochun, the whole world and their mother can tell when you’re thinking about sex" --> like l.o.o.l!!! xD
Omen-chan: kannivalism's Ryouomen1x2 on August 22nd, 2009 06:51 pm (UTC)
Awww, thank you! ♥

And, uh, my mind works in ways that no one understands, even me. When I write, I basically just turn "me" off and let the weirdness just go through unfiltered. XD
ekkusuchanekkusuchan on August 24th, 2009 08:40 am (UTC)
now that's a hint. i should try "switching [ME] off" when i write too....
serapheim ♥: JaeChun [heart]serapheim on August 22nd, 2009 04:39 pm (UTC)
Right now I'm in a JaeChun heaven. XDD Thank you. It was funny and sweet and just awesome.

“Yoochun, the whole world and their mother can tell when you’re thinking about sex.”

I will bloody love you forever just for this phrase, because it is perfect.

I had such a shitty day yesterday and now this is making me smile. Thank you.
Omen-chanomen1x2 on August 22nd, 2009 06:49 pm (UTC)
Thank you so much! I love writing JaeChun, because they're almost never serious. XD

Dude, Yoochun's got the most obvious face when he's thinking sex. And his brain just goes bye-bye in those moments, too.

*hugs* Awww, well, I'm glad I could help. ^o^
serapheim ♥: Jaejoong [harmony]serapheim on August 22nd, 2009 07:00 pm (UTC)
JaeChun is the best couple ever! :)
Yoochun is prone to making weird faces XDD

Thanks again :)
serapheim ♥: JaeChun [thinking of sex]serapheim on August 22nd, 2009 06:47 pm (UTC)
I'm sorry I just couldn't help it! XD
I hope you don't mind if I use a phrase from your story with a credit of course :)
Omen-chanomen1x2 on August 22nd, 2009 06:48 pm (UTC)
Yeah, sure, I guess. XD
serapheim ♥serapheim on August 22nd, 2009 06:59 pm (UTC)
thank you! :D
*catchmyambition on August 25th, 2009 04:55 am (UTC)
Aw, this was cuteeeeee &hearts

Do you take requests? :DD
Omen-chan: JaeChun in Parisomen1x2 on August 25th, 2009 04:59 am (UTC)
Thanks! ♥

Yeah, I do! You can make your requests here. ♥