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13 July 2008 @ 11:01 am
Title: Nao vs. Bass
Author: omen1x2
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: alice nine.
Pairing: Nao + Saga, Shou + Hiroto
Disclaimer: Like all fanfic writers, I twist reality to please me.
Summary: It's a little known fact that Nao is deeply jealous of Saga's bass. Humor. Written as a going away present for sykem.

Nao vs. Bass

by Omen-chan

Tora stretched and gently placed his guitar back in its case, before moving to sit next to Nao on the couch. "That was a pretty good rehearsal, huh?"

Shou rubbed his throat. "I guess. I'm thirsty now, though." He walked up behind Hiroto and wrapped his arms around Hiroto's torso, leaning against him. "Wanna go get me some soy milk, Pon?"

Hiroto shrugged. "Sure. But you're gonna have to get off of me."

Shou pouted. "That's no fun. Why don't you carry me?"

The whole band could practically see the love, hearts, and rainbows radiating from him.

Sighing, Hiroto set his own guitar in its case and turned around, opening his arms wide as Shou jumped into them.

Tora, Saga, and Nao watched bemusedly as they made their way to the vending machines.

Saga shook his head and went back to untuning his bass. "That has got to be the most lovesick man in the world." He turned over to Nao, who seemed to be watching his hands with a strange look on his face. "Nao?"

Nao shook his head and grinned easily at Saga. "Yeah?"

"Don't you think so?"

"Don't I think what?"

"Don't you think Shou's the most lovesick man in the world?"

Tora broke in. "In the universe?"


They stared at him. "No?!"


The other two looked utterly flabbergasted.

"You mean to say you've seen someone act as bad as Shou does around Pon? Act worse?!" Tora's bewilderment seemed to be reaching comic proportions.

Nao hesitated in his response. "No, I haven't seen anyone.... exactly."

Saga's hands absentmindedly stroked his bass' neck. "Then how do you know Shou isn't the worst case of lovesick out there?"

At this, Nao grinned. "What, you don't think Pon's just as bad?"

Saga and Tora considered this. "But if he is, why the hell haven't they done anything? Wouldn't that lessen Shou's... I don't know what to call it. Obsession? Addiction?"

Saga and Nao just looked at Tora poignantly.

"Okay, so maybe not. But really, why haven't they done anything?"

"Hiroto doesn't think Shou likes him."

That had to be the absolute strangest thing Saga and Tora had ever heard. "What?!"

Nao nodded noncommittally, eyes seeming to follow Saga's hands, mesmerized, and therefore telling secrets he probably shouldn't.

Tora stood up, flinging his hands out in a dramatic gesture, as if washing his hands of the whole thing. "I need a smoke. You coming, Saga?"

Saga shrugged and finally put his bass in its case, then stood up and stretched. Turning to grin at Nao, he asks, "I suppose it would be stupid and unnecessary to ask you to come with us?"

Nao looked away from the case and furrowed his brow at Saga. "I don't smoke."

"I know. I was just asking."

"No, I'm not going. I don't smoke."

Saga tilted his head at Nao's strange mood, then shrugged again with supreme apathy and walked out of the room with Tora.

Nao turned back to look at Saga's case. His expression didn't change in the slightest, but somehow, the temperature of the room seemed to decrease ten degrees.

Nao looked away, and fiddled with his drumsticks.

Slowly, his eyes moved back to the case, and a sound resounded throughout the otherwise silent room, almost like the sound of a kitten growling.

Nao tossed his drumsticks, one by one, against the wall. With nothing left to occupy his hands, he stood up and began walking around the room. Perambulating seemingly aimlessly, his circles began to close in on the innocent bass, resting in its case.

Finally, he stopped right in front of it, and his eyes deepened into a dark glare. He bent over and, with a flourish, opened the case to reveal the instrument inside.

"You think you're so clever. Getting Saga-sama's hands all over you. And his tongue. And.... ARGH. But you're not so tough now. I could throw you against the wall like my drumsticks, and then HA! No more bass. That's right. So don't get too comfortable in there."

Closing the case again, he moved back over to the sofa and stretched out lazily, satisfied with himself.

When they finally returned from their soy milk expedition, giggling like fiends, Shou and Hiroto found Nao asleep on the couch, an innocent, blissful smile on his face.

Shou immediately went over and began to pet Nao's hair. "Isn't he just so adorable?" Hearts and rainbows appeared again.

Hiroto eyed the sleeping Nao darkly.


Here it is, Jo! I finally wrote it after, what? A year? Almost? But I got it out!

I wasn't sure how to dramatize the Nao vs. Bass moments with just words, and that's why I've been having so much trouble writing it out. What do you think?
adi: shoua_ashi on July 13th, 2008 04:24 pm (UTC)
adorable <3
nao can be so silly ^_^
Omen-chan: Shou x Hiroto Love. ^o^omen1x2 on July 13th, 2008 04:26 pm (UTC)
They all can, really. They just reek of cute and silly and lovable. XD
adi: saga_gifa_ashi on July 13th, 2008 04:27 pm (UTC)
haha true true *nods*
Omen-chan: I love my fandom. ^___^omen1x2 on July 13th, 2008 04:28 pm (UTC)
lmao @ your icon

adi: saga_gifa_ashi on July 13th, 2008 04:29 pm (UTC)
I knooooow -dies-
how can you not love a dork like him? *giggles*
Naoちゃんsykem on July 13th, 2008 06:55 pm (UTC)
LOL! good times!

Made me giggle, quite profusely.

I love how it got switched up at the end too~
Omen-chan: Miyavi Loves Us All ^___^omen1x2 on July 13th, 2008 07:15 pm (UTC)
I'm glad! *tackles* That's what I was going for. ^^

Yeah, that was actually my favorite part, too. XD
~Nuile~: orenuile on July 13th, 2008 07:04 pm (UTC)
What lovely, sweet things you write, Omen-chan! And it seems they become even more and more adorable. *.*

"Hiroto doesn't think Shou likes him."
Oh, how that is right. People jften just don't get the point even if it's obvious...-_-

Nao being so childishly evil ^______^ Does sound like real Nao.
Omen-chan: Alice Nineomen1x2 on July 13th, 2008 07:16 pm (UTC)
Thank you so much, darling! *hugs* ^_____^

I'm glad. Nao's so much freaking fun to characterize, so I'm glad he comes off sounding right. XD
Sakura the Cookie Monstersakura121 on July 13th, 2008 08:10 pm (UTC)
Hehehehe! xDD

Hiroto's jealous of Nao who's jealous of a bass guitar owned by Saga. Pure genius. xDDDD
Omen-chan: Miyavi's Clothing is Always Optionalomen1x2 on July 13th, 2008 08:14 pm (UTC)
Thank you! *pets her genius brain and feeds it Pocky*
「ナオ子」♪: Nao close upathenstorm on July 13th, 2008 10:02 pm (UTC)
Awww I want to hug them all! XDD
I loved it ♥
Omen-chan: Hiroto - *drools* Abs...omen1x2 on July 13th, 2008 11:57 pm (UTC)
Yesssss... They are all so amazingly huggable. *glomps them* ♥

Thank you! ^____^
beyondtheremixbeyondtheremix on July 14th, 2008 02:18 am (UTC)
XDDD aww that was silly!!! <3
in the best possible way!
thank you!<3333
Omen-chan: Hiroto - Cute <3omen1x2 on July 14th, 2008 02:36 am (UTC)
Thank you. ^___^
xsweetnyappyxxsweetnyappyx on August 1st, 2008 05:20 pm (UTC)
ahhh,is Hiro-san smiling??? is it ?! where'd you get it from so KAWAII!!!!
Omen-chan: Hiroto - *drools* Abs...omen1x2 on September 29th, 2008 01:25 am (UTC)
Sorry it took so long to respond... ^^;;;

Anyway, I got the icon from my friend liangzhu at her graphics journal dammitliz. ^____^
xsweetnyappyxxsweetnyappyx on September 29th, 2008 11:22 pm (UTC)
oh thanks for telling me..good thing they have what you asked before..cause I had forgotten.
Eiga Ristieiga_risti on July 14th, 2008 06:19 am (UTC)

I can't stop laughing!!!
Arrrrrrr!!!!!!! I love theeemmmm!!
And I love you for making this fiku and make my day
Omen-chan: alice nine.omen1x2 on July 15th, 2008 04:30 pm (UTC)
Thank you! I'm glad you liked it. ^^
nyappyfebrezenyappyfebreze on August 10th, 2008 08:48 am (UTC)
I didn't expect him to verbally abuse the bass. xDD I started laughing. This was all excellent.

Not to mention you wrote my two favorite pairings (aka the only two I'll read) and NOBODY writes SagaxNao anymore (I don't see why, it's not like they TAKE EACH OTHER'S CLOTHING OFF IN COMMENTS OR ANYTHING)

So thank you :D
Omen-chan: Hiroto - Cute <3omen1x2 on August 13th, 2008 06:21 pm (UTC)
Nao being jealous of Saga's bass is just the cutest mental image to me, especially because it is something he would SO DO. XD

I absolutely, 100% 'ship Shou x Hiroto, and I refuse to accept either of them in any relationship that is not with each other. I'm sort of kind of the same way with Saga x Nao, but I'm a bit more open minded with them. But not by much. XD

You're welcome! ^____^
るかみ☆ (@ ̄Д ̄@;)vampire_chan04 on August 15th, 2008 11:17 pm (UTC)
loooooooooooooooooool XDDD

shinobuyashinobuya on August 31st, 2008 07:29 am (UTC)
OMG...I laughed so hard XDDDDD

what a wonderful idea to write about XDDD
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Omen-chan: MUCC - Dorks. XDomen1x2 on September 29th, 2008 01:26 am (UTC)
Thank you! ^___^
the choco-obsessive writer possessed: smilekage_no_kodoku on May 2nd, 2009 02:43 pm (UTC)
I love this! It's so funny... I love the way you described Nao's behavior towards Saga's bass! and at the end, I could really imagine the look on Pon's face. :D brilliant.
yaoi_is_my_love on June 25th, 2009 02:06 am (UTC)
it was so cool! I wish you would continue this as a regular story