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27 June 2008 @ 02:40 am
Title: Popsicle
Author: omen1x2
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: alice nine.
Pairing(s): Shou x Hiroto, implied Saga x Nao and Tora + Hiroto
Summary: Everyone's having a slumber party, and guys will be guys and distractions are nice. Thrown together at the last minute as a belated birthday present for stomponfrogs. Eternal gratitude goes to sykem for throwing me ideas. Sort of kind of a sequel to The Foot Massager and its Discovery.


by Omen-chan

"Where are all your special toys, Nao?"

"For the last time, it's a legitimate foot massager."

"Right, right. So where is it?"

"............. At Saga's."

Nao sniffed as he magnanimously ignored the muffled snickers from three of his band mates, and proceeded to utterly destroy them in retaliation via video game.

Saga watched them, his chin resting on his hand, deeply bored. It simply wasn't fair that Nintendo hadn't made a video game system that allowed five players at once yet. Luckily, Nao was executing them in a rather timely fashion, so it would be his turn soon.

Hiroto glared in annoyance as his character died a bloody and rather humiliatingly quick death. "Dammit, Nao, I didn't say anything about your stupid dildo!"

Controllers immediately hit the floor as four pairs of eyes turned to stare at him in wonder.

"I had no idea you could say that word," Shou breathed.

Hiroto stared at them cluelessly for about five minutes before turning a bright red and taking a nose dive into Nao's sofa cushions.

Shou sighed and everyone picked up their controllers again. Apparently not.

Saga grinned in suppressed glee as he picked up Hiroto's abandoned controller. Finally.


Half an hour later, Hiroto had finally recovered enough to emerge from his refuge and watch the game. Unfortunately, he seemed to find it as boring as Saga had, and was more than willing to do something about it.

Seemingly innocently, he said to no one in particular, "I could really go for something sweet right now..."

Shou's character immediately died a tragic death. "What was that?"

Hiroto squirmed in his seat slowly, and several more eyes turned to look at him, completely forgetting about their game. "I'm just.... hungry, is all."

Everyone seemed to forget to breathe as Hiroto stuck a finger in his mouth.


Four people fought over the refrigerator doors as they each tried their damnedest to bring the little guitarist a culinary offering of some kind.

"This is my home; stop trying to break my refrigerator!"

Shou ignored Nao and turned accusingly towards Saga. "What the hell did you do to my Pon?! He- He's being seductive!"

"Why the hell is that my fault?!"

"Pon doesn't know how to be seductive! He's too innocent! You're tainting his innocence!"

"Don't blame me for that! That's your fault!"

"No, it isn't! Screw you!"

"Let go of my fridge or STAB!!"

Tora ignored them all as he grabbed something from the freezer and sauntered back into the living room. Plunking the box of popsicles on Hiroto's stomach, he sat back down and picked up his controlller.

Hiroto, shaking with suppressed laughter, opened the box and grabbed one. "Guys! Tora's cheating!"

Back in the kitchen, the three arguers paused and looked around, utterly surprised at the lack of guitarists. Growling, they fell over each other trying to get back to their game.

"Tora! Leave my character alone or I swear I'll-"

"What? 'Stab'?"

"Be quiet, Saga!"


Tora gave Hiroto a look. "It would be worth it."


Hiroto chuckled and slowly licked his popsicle from top to bottom, then repeated the movement.

There was a long silence from his band mates, until Nao whispered in a choked voice, "What were we doing?"

Several clueless blinks, before Shou straightened and walked over to the sofa. "Pon and I were leaving. To go... uh... somewhere else."

The others frowned.


Shou growled at them and grabbed Hiroto's hand, dragging him to the door. "It was fun, guys, but we'll have to try the sleepover thing some other time."

Three people stared as Shou grabbed their shoes and pushed Hiroto out the door, rushing after him.

They turned to look at each other. Saga was the first to be able to speak.

"Who would have ever thought Shou was the jealous type?"

Tora shrugged and picked up a discarded popsicle from Nao's couch and held it up, grinning. "I'm hungry for something sweet."

There was a general tussle, but Nao and Saga became distracted and Tora won his prize.


*grovels to stomponfrogs* I am so sorry for missing your birthday, I really am. Please accept this fic as a token of my apology. ;______________;

And if anyone out there wants to know how I come up with my ideas, this fic was born from this conversation (I love you, sykem):

[01:20] Omen1x2: *tackles* OMFG, I NEED HELP.
[01:21] sykem: Uh....Uh.....*dead*
[01:21] sykem: Uhm...Uhm...CRAP!
[01:22] sykem: *looks through her unfinished fics for ideas*
[01:22] Omen1x2: Just throw me anything and I'll try to do something with it. ;__________;
[01:22] sykem: Uhm...Uhm...random overnight?
[01:23] Omen1x2: All of alice nine.?
[01:23] Omen1x2: I might be able to bring up something crack-y.
[01:23] sykem: yeah
[01:23] Omen1x2: Okay.
[01:23] Omen1x2: Ummmm..... *thinks hard*
[01:23] Omen1x2: Throw me a random word.
[01:24] sykem: random? Popsicle...?
[01:24] Omen1x2: Popsicle! Okay!

And thus a birthday fic was born. XD
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Omen-chan: Alice Nineomen1x2 on June 27th, 2008 02:28 pm (UTC)
*is pounced on and squees* ♥

Shou's always distracted by Pon. I just wanted to give him a hell of a reason to be distracted. XD
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Omen-chan: Shou x Hiroto Love. ^o^omen1x2 on June 28th, 2008 08:01 pm (UTC)
*purrs happily and feels loved* ♥
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Omen-chan: Kirito - Daybreak02omen1x2 on June 29th, 2008 05:57 pm (UTC)
*squees and grabs hands and dances too* ^o^
adi: shou_cutea_ashi on June 27th, 2008 11:17 am (UTC)
oh la la HIROTO yummy <3
haha silly shou was jealous and sneaky tora *giggles*
I liked it ^_^
Omen-chan: Miyavi's Clothing is Always Optionalomen1x2 on June 27th, 2008 02:31 pm (UTC)
I would love to see Hiroto really trying to do the sexy thing. I bet it would be lovely. *__*

Thank you!

寶欣: alice nine.stomponfrogs on June 27th, 2008 02:06 pm (UTC)
OMG!!!! Thank you so much!!!!! *HUGS* I don't have time to read it now, but I'll definitely do so when I get back from lab.

And it's okay if you missed my birthday. I understand if you weren't on LJ for one reason or another and forgot or didn't notice. <33333
Omen-chan: Shou x Hiroto Love. ^o^omen1x2 on June 27th, 2008 02:32 pm (UTC)
Still, it makes me feel bad. I always try to get people birthday fics, and I completely missed yours. ;____;

I hope you like it, though, so I won't feel as bad. XD
寶欣: Pon Laughingstomponfrogs on June 27th, 2008 06:02 pm (UTC)
Hahaha. This fic was so cute~! I love innocent!Pon, and you did a great job with his character here. Ah, this is definitely going into my memories. *Adds*

Really, you don't have to feel bad at all. *pats* At least it's better late than never, right? ^^
Omen-chan: Pierrotomen1x2 on June 27th, 2008 06:24 pm (UTC)
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! *waves flags and hands over gift-wrapped cookies* Happy birthday. ^o^

The idea of Hiroto trying to be smexy is just fun, and I think I'm going to try it again sometime. XD
Rebokapike on June 27th, 2008 03:45 pm (UTC)
OMG I loved this also! It was funny!! No one in their right mind could resist Hiroto!!!
Omen-chan: I love my fandom. ^___^omen1x2 on June 27th, 2008 06:16 pm (UTC)
Wouldn't we all love to see him trying the sexy thing? XD
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Omen-chan: Nao's omen1x2 on June 27th, 2008 06:17 pm (UTC)
Thaaaaaaaaank you! ^o^
onesquishedcat: Ne-Pononesquishedcat on June 27th, 2008 04:43 pm (UTC)
And best line ever written for a character goes to..Omen1x2 with Pon's stupid dildo comment!

*harhar* <---crowd cheering XD

Well done, you made me lmao for a good few hours<3

Omen-chan: Miyavi's Clothing is Always Optionalomen1x2 on June 27th, 2008 06:18 pm (UTC)
*bows as she accepts the award* I would like to thank my mommy and friends and Hiroto for making such a fun mental image. XD
theklewerz on June 27th, 2008 04:59 pm (UTC)
Hiroto was too cute...
I'm gonna faint now...
Omen-chan: Shou x Hiroto Love. ^o^omen1x2 on June 27th, 2008 06:20 pm (UTC)
Duuuuuuuuuuuuude... that icon wins in cuteness. ♥

*revives and hands over a Hiroto plushie* ^o^
theklewerz on June 27th, 2008 06:25 pm (UTC)
then Kai wins over Hiropon XD
kya~~ thank you *took Hiroto plushie*
*gives baby Kai picture*
Omen-chan: I love my fandom. ^___^omen1x2 on June 27th, 2008 06:26 pm (UTC)
*squees and snuggles the cute* ♥

Thank you!
theklewerz on June 27th, 2008 06:29 pm (UTC)
you're welcome XD
Jik Hyunjikhyun on June 27th, 2008 06:49 pm (UTC)
ah cute lil Pon he does seem rather innocent but het he's a hell cat in bed.its the innocent ones u gotta watch out for LOL
Omen-chan: Alice Nineomen1x2 on June 27th, 2008 06:50 pm (UTC)
You know it! XD
(Anonymous) on June 27th, 2008 10:47 pm (UTC)
Why is it everytime I see pon I think it says porn? ;A;
Cute fic~
Especially Nao~
Ponporn xD
leona_green: Alice Nine//Shouponleona_green on June 28th, 2008 08:04 am (UTC)
lol, i love shou's reaction XD
seductive pon <333
Omen-chan: Kohta02omen1x2 on June 28th, 2008 08:02 pm (UTC)
Shou's reaction to seductive Pon is kind of like what mine would be. XD
nyappyfebrezenyappyfebreze on August 10th, 2008 08:59 am (UTC)

It was like, Shou/Pon which makes it great, but also, it was everyone/Pon which makes it hilarious, and in the end, it was amazing. xDD
Omen-chan: Hiroto - *drools* Abs...omen1x2 on August 13th, 2008 06:17 pm (UTC)
Thank you ever so much. To me, Hiroto is a little like Kirito or Miyavi in that my mind can't grasp the concept of NOT wanting him. XD