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05 June 2008 @ 10:16 am
 
Title: Stalker-Like Tendencies
Author: omen1x2
Rating: PG
Fandom: alice nine.
Pairing: Shou + Hiroto (implied), Tora + Hiroto (implied), Hiroto + OC
Disclaimer: Like all fanfic writers, I twist reality to please me.
Summary: Conversation ficlet between Shou and Tora as they spy on Hiroto after he's had a date. Humor.





Stalker-Like Tendencies

Omen-chan



"Has anyone ever told you that you have strange, stalker-like tendencies?"

Shou blinks innocent wide eyes as he turns to face Tora. "What do you mean?"

"Well, you're standing in front of Hiroto's home with a pair of binoculars, trying to look into his bedroom window."

"I just want to make sure his date went well!"

"You know how it went. You were there following their every move!"

"Okay, I'm lying. I want to make sure Hiroppon's innocence remains intact."

Tora snorts and raises his own binoculars to his eyes. "I don't know why I let you drag me on these creepy excursions."

"Because you like them just as much as I do."

Tora pretends not to hear, and the two of them sit in comfortable silence for a while.

"I don't see the girl anymore."

"She left about ten minutes ago. Get your head out of your ass."

Tora coughs, shocked. That was unusually vulgar for Shou. "You really do get in a bad mood when Hiroto goes on these dates. What do you suppose he'll do if he ever finds out we've been sabotaging all of his possible relationships?"

"I'll just look innocent and blame you."

"You bastard. He'd believe you, too."

"I know. It pays to be Pon's Shou."

"Ever going to stop the stalking and just ask him out?"

"Why would I want to do that? This is way more fun."

"... Freak." Looking back up to the window, Tora nearly drops his binoculars. "Hey! Is he changing his clothes?!"

Shou practically purrs. "Yes. Yes, he is."

"Nice..."

"See, that's why this is more fun."

Snort. "Creepy stalker dude."

"Say what you like. You always come with me."



~fin~




I wrote this thing eight or nine months ago, believe it or not. I never really liked it that much, though, so every time I'd try to type it up, I'd stop out of frustration. It's kind of weird looking back to the time when I wrote this and realize that, at the time, Tora hadn't had his health problems.

Also, Stalker!Shou is fun. XD
 
 
 
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Omen-chanomen1x2 on June 5th, 2008 03:37 pm (UTC)
Teehee! Thank you much. ^______^
adi: shoua_ashi on June 5th, 2008 03:54 pm (UTC)
awww can shou and tora stalk me too? *giggles*
this was really funny and cuuuute ♥♥♥
Omen-chan: Shou x Hiroto Love. ^o^omen1x2 on June 5th, 2008 03:57 pm (UTC)
I'm sure they'd love to, but stalking Pon is a twenty-four hour job. XD
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キーア 「KIIA」reipun on June 5th, 2008 03:58 pm (UTC)
Aww~ |DDD

... You know, I could go there and stalk Pon with them. *__*

Ahhh, I loved this one so much♥♥
Omen-chanomen1x2 on June 5th, 2008 04:09 pm (UTC)
Make sure you take a camera and send me pictures. ♥

Thank you! ^o^
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leona_green: Alice Nine//Shouponleona_green on June 5th, 2008 04:04 pm (UTC)
Lol, that was so funny XD
Shou is such a pervy stalker,lol.
Love this <3
Omen-chan: Shou x Hiroto Love. ^o^omen1x2 on June 5th, 2008 04:11 pm (UTC)
*pets Shou lovingly* Yes, but I think we'd all turn into pervy stalkers for Pon. Shou's just lucky enough to be able to get away with it. XD

And thank you! ♥
sillygoddess: <3sillygoddess on June 5th, 2008 04:11 pm (UTC)
actually he got hurt about nine to ten months ago, it was his lack of going to the doctor and taking painkillers instead what made it worst... but yeah.

This was absofuckinglutely hilarious XD how you didn´t like it at first? D: xD

"I'll just look innocent and blame you."

"You bastard. He'd believe you, too."

xD

*loves*
Omen-chanomen1x2 on June 5th, 2008 04:12 pm (UTC)
I can't really say why I didn't like it for so long - I guess I kind of felt like the humor was forced or something. ^^;;;
Anarcolepticnemu on June 5th, 2008 04:59 pm (UTC)
LMAO WIN XDDDDD Stalker!Shou is hilarious XDD
Omen-chan: Miyavi's Clothing is Always Optionalomen1x2 on June 5th, 2008 05:02 pm (UTC)
Squee! *glompses*

He's just too fun for words. XD
kanaaaaaaaa~k435y on June 5th, 2008 08:28 pm (UTC)
That was cute and funny. Tora knows he enjoys Shou's strangeness. ahaha... Thanks for sharing. =]
Omen-chanomen1x2 on June 6th, 2008 12:46 am (UTC)
Of course he does. It just makes him feel morally superior when he can tease Shou about it. XD
sabersenshisabersenshi on June 6th, 2008 01:24 am (UTC)
*giggle-snort*
I'm not sure which is funnier..Stalker!Shou or Tora-in-denial. He loves watching Pon, too. Proof:
"... Freak." Looking back up to the window, Tora nearly drops his binoculars. "Hey! Is he changing his clothes?!"

Shou practically purrs. "Yes. Yes, he is."

"Nice..."

OhYes! *purrs along with Shou* Pon stripping would be very NICE.
Omen-chan: I love my fandom. ^___^omen1x2 on June 6th, 2008 04:33 am (UTC)
I don't know why it is, but every time I write Tora, I enjoy it more than anything. (I find this very odd because Hiroto and Shou, in that order, are actually my favorites.) But something about Tora's personality just makes him oodles of fun. XD

Oh GOD. Pon stripping would be like the height of happiness. Or Miyavi stripping. Or Kirito. You know, I'm open. ♥
jigoku_shoujo64jigoku_shoujo64 on June 6th, 2008 01:46 am (UTC)
Shou is a stalker, lol
Omen-chan: Alice Nineomen1x2 on June 6th, 2008 04:34 am (UTC)
Shou is a fun stalker that we would all like to be stalked by. XD
mikiyu_chanmikiyu_chan on June 6th, 2008 03:15 am (UTC)
yeah. stalker Shou is really fun! XD
Shou and Tora stalking Hiroto makes me think they are like kids stalking the brother or sister, when they discover for the first time, that the bro/sis is dating. XD
Omen-chan: Takeoomen1x2 on June 6th, 2008 04:35 am (UTC)
lol
That's a cute mental image I hadn't thought of before. Minus the enjoyment of the stripping, of course. XD
Freak in an awesome way!!!!!: hiroto//popteenjelliepish on June 6th, 2008 03:33 am (UTC)
this is cuteee (>__<)!!!!

aaah...stalker!shou is most definitely fun!!! xDDDD and tora can't help to come along as well...ROFL!!!! xDDDD
Omen-chan: Angeloomen1x2 on June 6th, 2008 04:36 am (UTC)
Ah, thankies! ^o^

Shou's just more honest about himself than Tora is. Tora's just full of adorable denial. XD
unna_rainchaserunna_rainchaser on June 27th, 2008 03:48 pm (UTC)
needs sequel :O!!!!!!!!!!!1
Omen-chan: Miyavi Loves Us All ^___^omen1x2 on June 28th, 2008 03:40 am (UTC)
I've been thinking about it, actually. We'll see. ^^
neiyaneiya on October 11th, 2008 09:02 pm (UTC)
OMG, I soo love your arisu fics!
and this one is just brilliant!
stalkerish Tora... and Shou... (*^____^*)
Omen-chan: Hiroto - *drools* Abs...omen1x2 on October 11th, 2008 10:24 pm (UTC)
You just know the two of them spend their spare time like this. For good reason. *____*
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graveyardgrin on December 8th, 2008 02:40 pm (UTC)
SHOU ♥ this is why i love him *shot*
please write tora/shou D8
Omen-chan: Kirito - Daybreak02omen1x2 on December 8th, 2008 05:17 pm (UTC)
If you friend me, you actually can make fic requests. I've never really written a Tora/Shou, and I've still got a Tora/Saga request I have to write, but I promise I'd get around to it eventually. ^o^
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