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14 February 2008 @ 09:46 am
 
Title: Roses under Feet
Author: omen1x2
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Angelo, ALvino
Pairing: Kirito x Jun
Disclaimer: Like all fanfic writers, I twist reality to please me.
Summary: A short multiple purpose fic: This is a birthday present for missleliz and for Valentine’s Day. Kirito’s waiting to give a Valentine for Jun early Valentine’s Day morning. Humor.




Roses under Feet

By Omen-chan



I am so corny. So god damn… not an original thought in my head. What the hell is wrong with me? And why am I pulling this shit on Valentine’s Day, anyway? I’m not a girl…

Despite his frustrated, self-loathing grumblings, Kirito continued to eye Jun’s door from the safety of a neighboring doorway. He’d been there for an hour already, and he was starting to feel somewhat annoyed.

Where the hell was Jun? Surely he retrieved his newspaper first thing in the morning just like everyone else (i.e. Kirito)?

Kirito suppressed a pathetic whimper as a thought hit him. It is Valentine’s Day… Maybe he’s…?

Fighting off images of Jun doing… things… with someone that wasn’t him, Kirito stalked up to Jun’s front door and started pounding on it.


*****


Half an hour later, he was still pounding, and had also progressed to growling obscenities at Jun’s unknown, unseen, imagined seducer.

"Kirito?"

Kirito froze and stared at the door, aghast. The door hadn’t opened, and it seemed to be speaking his name in Jun’s voice. He just knew he should have had his coffee before leaving his apartment this morning.

A finger lightly tapped his shoulder. Whipping his head around, Kirito was faced with a sleepy-eyed, tousle-haired, mussed-clothed Jun.

Kirito gaped. Oh, dear god, what did I do to deserve this?

Jun yawned. "Is there a reason why you’re yelling at my door on this bright and early morning?"

A thousand questions ran through Kirito’s mind. How the hell did you get over there? Why do you look so goddamn good? Are you really wearing PLAID with STRIPES? Did you sleep in the hallway? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU SLEEPING WITH SO I CAN KILL THEM?! KILLLLLL…

Jun tilted his head. "You know, it just figures that I wake up early to give you a Valentine, and you’re over here yelling at my door."

Kirito perked up immediately. "You got me a Valentine? Really?"

"Yeah… er… It’s not on me, though."

"That’s okay. I got you one too!"

Jun managed to wake up a bit more and beamed at him. "Really? Where?"

Kirito fumbled in his pockets and only managed to find his cigarettes, car keys, and wallet, out of which promptly fell a condom.

Jun laughed and pointed at it. "Is that my Valentine?"

Kirito made a face and bent down to pick up the condom, and then he noticed a battered rose and torn letter under his feet. He’d forgotten to pick them up when he’d begun the assault on Jun’s door, and they were successfully trampled.

Shamefaced, he held them out to Jun. "Sorry… I got a little… carried away."

Jun blinked at the pathetic, broken-stemmed, flattened rose for a moment before grinning at Kirito. "The other gift is much more useful anyway."

Taking Kirito’s hand, Jun moved to unlock his door.


*****

Kohta frowned in annoyance at the people around him, ranting mindlessly over something he had no control over. He really didn’t want to deal with this.

"-pounding on the door-"

"-words unfit for children’s-"

"-spilling vase water ALL OVER-"

"-been here since six-"

"-woken up by a scream about some cheating bast-"

Kohta tried to ignore them as he continued to sweep up the broken glass and rose petals. Takeo was at the other end of the hallway, mopping up the water.

Who wants to spend their Valentine’s Day like this? Dammit, Kirito should be the one cleaning up this mess.

Kohta couldn’t help smirking to himself, though. He couldn’t wait to tell Oni that Jun had thrown a jealous fit when Kirito hadn’t opened the door Valentine’s Day morning. He made a mental note to buy the footage from the security guards, who had managed to catch the whole thing on camera.



~fin~



What an odd piece of work this is, isn’t it? And I don’t much care for the title, because the only things I could think of to tie in the roses sounded really depressing for a fic that’s supposed to be humorous.

Aaaaaaaand... *singsongs* Haaaaaaaaaaaaaappy biiiiiiiiiiiiiiirthday (a day soon) missleliz! Lots of love!
 
 
 
Tsukushijuusuikan on February 14th, 2008 04:58 pm (UTC)
I'm in love with this Kirito's thoughts XDDD

..and Jun is not far off from it XD;

<3 good
Omen-chan: Alice Nineomen1x2 on February 14th, 2008 05:10 pm (UTC)
Teehee! Thankies! ^o^

(And the plaid with stripes bit is in response to the new pictures on ALvino's OP. God.)
shalinnshalinn on February 14th, 2008 05:26 pm (UTC)
LOL that was so cute and funny XD I love Kirito's train of thoughts~

Nice done ^o^
Omen-chan: Kirito - Lightomen1x2 on February 14th, 2008 05:29 pm (UTC)
Thank you! *wags puppy-dog tail*
Niimura Shinyaniimura_shinya on February 14th, 2008 06:30 pm (UTC)
Kawaii.. ^^

*Offers cookies... and a baby question mark*
Omen-chan: Shou x Hiroto Love. ^o^omen1x2 on February 14th, 2008 07:14 pm (UTC)
*purrs* Yay! Thankies!
Niimura Shinyaniimura_shinya on February 14th, 2008 08:21 pm (UTC)
Still hoping to see you on MSN soon... Tell me if you need my address again, ne !

*Hugs again*
katatsumuri04katatsumuri04 on February 14th, 2008 09:53 pm (UTC)
Oh! that's great! and maybe after they finish cleaning up Takeo and Kohta can have some fun of their own?
Omen-chan: Kohta02omen1x2 on February 14th, 2008 10:41 pm (UTC)
Oh, you know it! They'll probably be mischievous and have their "fun" in Kirito's apartment as revenge. XD
jigoku_shoujo64jigoku_shoujo64 on February 15th, 2008 12:30 am (UTC)
Aww~ Kirito's train of thought really cracks me, lol
Omen-chan: I love my fandom. ^___^omen1x2 on February 15th, 2008 12:36 pm (UTC)
lol
Yeah, I had fun writing that, actually. XD
MissLelizmissleliz on February 15th, 2008 05:12 am (UTC)
Omigosh thank you! This was wonderful! I was laughing the entire time and now I'm in such a happy fluffy mood~ It was so adorable. You had the perfect Kirito and I love jealous!Jun and you managed to get my random fetish for put-upon!Kohta in at the end. You're so awesome! A thousand thank yous~~ :D I can completely picture Kirito going psycho on a door XD Poor neighbors...I was going to type "glad I don't live in that apartment complex" but actually, I really would love to XD You've made me birthday great already and it hasn't even started! (Happy Valentine's btw <3) *hugs*
Omen-chan: Takeoomen1x2 on February 15th, 2008 12:39 pm (UTC)
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! *glompses happily* It's so awesome that I actually put in one of your fetishes totally without meaning to. Or realizing it. That makes me really happy.

Yeah, the loss of sleep would so be worth it. I'd be laughing every day, living in that apartment complex. XD

*snuggles* Happy birthday! And Happy Valentine's Day!
Anarcolepticnemu on February 15th, 2008 06:03 am (UTC)
HAHAHAHHAAA oh my God I have missed your Kirito x Jun fics like you have no idea. hahaha I was seriously loling the entire way through this. Too good <3333
Omen-chan: Junomen1x2 on February 15th, 2008 12:40 pm (UTC)
Teehee! I'm so glad you liked it. And luckily, Anna's birthday's on Sunday, so it won't be too long till I attempt another one. XD