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03 September 2007 @ 03:26 pm
Birthday Fic for Jo-chan  
Title: Evil Mastermind
Author: omen1x2
Rating: PG
Pairing(s): Nao + All
Summary: Nao goes on a mission in the middle of the night. Short humor thing. Special birthday fic for sykem.
Disclaimer: This is the produce of my freaky mind high off of pain killers. Not true in any way.

Evil Mastermind
by Omen-chan

I'm tiny. I'm invisible. I'm not here. And you sure as hell can't see me with my Evil Weapon in my Evil Hand, squatting down by your closet. No, you just go back to sleep... And leave me free reign. *insert evil cackle here*

My phone vibrates. In the silence of the moonlit bedroom, it's as loud as a scream in the ear, and I fall out of my crouching position to sprawl uncomfortably on the floor.

I freeze. My amazing and graceful person has been compromised.

A small snore comes from Saga's bed and I allow myself another internal evil cackle. I pull my cell out and flip it open. Shou-kun. Shou-kun is so dead. He nearly gave me a heart attack. ('>_<')

There's an issue, I think as I slowly (and oh, so gracefully) crawl over to Saga's bedside, when I even think in my trademark smileys. Maybe a coffee would fix that mental deficiency for me. Coffee fixes everything. Coffee is medicine for the heart, soul, mind, and body. I should definitely go to Starbucks once I'm done.

But first... I raise myself up, weapon poised masterfully... I have some business to take care of...

Something tells me I should change my base of operations. I mean, it's a bit of a security breach when four high profile people with the intent to kill you just walk in and interrupt your coffee orgy. I simply must talk to the Starbucks people about improving their defences.

You know, I've never heard Tora shriek before. I nearly killed myself just now by choking on my coffee from trying not to laugh. One moment, and all your preparations and hard work are so paid off.

With the four of them screaming at me at once, it should have been impossible to understand what they were saying. I think I kind of got what they were complaining about, though.

On each of their faces, in black permanent marker, someone had written "Personal Sex Slave of Evil Ninja Mastermind Nao-sama."

I interrupt their tirades by saying calmly, "My goodness! Did you let Pon into the makeup again?" The expected squawk of indignation makes me grin.

Well pleased with my night's labor, I take another sip of coffee. I mean, really. Black looks good on them. (´┏_┓`)


Happy birthday, Jo! I hope you like it!

And now that my labor of my love is complete, I'm going to go lie down. Love you allllllllllll! And please comment. ~__^
kasabakakasabaka on September 3rd, 2007 09:18 pm (UTC)
Oh wow...that was unexpected LOL.
Omen-chan: Angeloomen1x2 on September 3rd, 2007 11:55 pm (UTC)
Yeah. Naughty naughty NAUGHTY Nao. XDDDD
Kei: Nao ecchikdelioncourt on September 3rd, 2007 09:41 pm (UTC)
Hahahaha that was so random but funny XDDDD Nice job! XD
Omen-chan: I love my fandom. ^___^omen1x2 on September 3rd, 2007 11:56 pm (UTC)
Thank yooooooou! Writing in Nao perspective was 4513657 times of fun. XD
Dzintra's Koch Buch: Aoi Stardzintra_zc on September 3rd, 2007 10:04 pm (UTC)
Ahahahaha. That is the first "humor" story that has actually made me laugh in quite a while XD
I'd so love to see that actually happen.
Omen-chan: Kirito in pretty colorsomen1x2 on September 3rd, 2007 11:57 pm (UTC)
*preens* I made you laaaaaaaaugh.... I totally win today. ♥ Thaaaaaaaank yooooooooooou...... (Yes, I really am talking like this. Pain killers do strange things to both the mind and the vocal chords.)
__lain on September 3rd, 2007 10:11 pm (UTC)
hahaha x'DD! this is so many tipes of win.
I love Pooh-san. Everybody love him. (¿?)
Omen-chan: Alice Nineomen1x2 on September 3rd, 2007 11:58 pm (UTC)
I agree completely. Nao is just love. ♥ (Even though my personal favorite is Hiroto, but that so doesn't count. XD)
Tsukushijuusuikan on September 4th, 2007 12:38 am (UTC)
Nao was cute in this fic.. cute little devil as he is. Not that he isn't in real life but -laughs- X'D

Nice job love, as usual. Damn you're good X'DD ^^
Omen-chan: Alice Nineomen1x2 on September 4th, 2007 12:39 am (UTC)
*tackles* Thaaaaaaaaaaaank yoooooooooooooooou! ♥ ♥ ♥ *loves*
(no subject) - juusuikan on September 4th, 2007 12:52 am (UTC) (Expand)
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Naoちゃん: Alice nine Nao Butterflysykem on September 4th, 2007 01:27 am (UTC)

*kisses again and again and again* Thank you sweety. It's the only birthday present I got this year!

Omen-chanomen1x2 on September 4th, 2007 01:29 am (UTC)
*glomps and loves all over* I am sooooooooo glad you liked it! I made it special and with all my love and all that goodness. ♥

And it is SO not the only birthday present you're getting this year. The other one you're getting from me is gonna be a bit late, but you're so gonna get another one (that costs money, even. XD).
Erichumrsmurai on September 4th, 2007 07:40 am (UTC)
Omg XD this is so great XD
I could só see him doing that as revenge XD
Omen-chanomen1x2 on September 7th, 2007 04:32 am (UTC)
Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it. ^o^
prinsessu: keiyuu prettyprinsessu on September 4th, 2007 10:37 pm (UTC)
My friend is sleeping right next door, so I'm trying to keep the noise to a minimum... It's quite difficult when I laugh so much!!! It was so funny!! ^_^

Omen-chan: Alice Nineomen1x2 on September 7th, 2007 04:35 am (UTC)
On the bright side, at least you aren't spraying your monitor with soda, right? XD
Pinky Heaven or Bloody Hell?pinky_heaven01 on September 9th, 2007 03:30 pm (UTC)
That's one really cool bday present XD I wish my friends would do such things for me too *stares at friends* XD

Omen-chan: alice nine.omen1x2 on August 13th, 2008 06:14 pm (UTC)
Ridiculously late reply, so sorry. >.<

Me too! Me too me too me too! Or Pon's. ♥
Niimura Shinyaniimura_shinya on November 15th, 2007 07:09 pm (UTC)
*Paws* Hey there... I'm sorry to 'spam' here but.. ^^; I've been sending you emails and you never answered... I was only wondering what was up and all.. And why you didn't came on MSN anymore...

Sorry for the disturbance...

neiyaneiya on October 11th, 2008 09:07 pm (UTC)
"Personal Sex Slave of Evil Ninja Mastermind Nao-sama"? I laughed so hard!
another great arisu fics of yours! (´┏_┓`)
Omen-chan: Nao's omen1x2 on October 11th, 2008 10:27 pm (UTC)
I love Nao. I just love writing him on a level that I can't even begin to decribe. XD
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