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09 March 2006 @ 11:39 am
Another Kirito Jealous Fic  
Title: Mine
Author: omen1x2
Fandom: Pierrot
Pairing: Kirito x Jun (of course)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Kirito’s jealous. Jun’s oblivious. Normal day in the life of Pierrot. Written for aliale whom I just adore.
Status: One-Shot



Mine
By Omen-chan




Kirito was a champion seether. He’d had a great deal of practice seething, so much he had perfected it.

And he was definitely seething now.

It was certainly time to get a new manager.

Because he was going to kill this one.

The object of his hatred/murderous intent, oblivious, continued to flirt playfully with Jun.

“So, there’s this karaoke bar two streets down that’s really good…” she said, giggling. “I was wondering if you’d like to…”

Jun’s eyes lit up at the idea. “Great! I love karaoke!”

The manager smirked to herself. She was definitely going to pull this off. If she was lucky, she’d be going steady with the cute little guitarist by the end of the night.

Jun started talking excitedly. “We could bring Kirito and Aiji and Kohta and Takeo and my sister and-”

Okay, that wasn’t part of the plan.

“No, I was thinking more like… just the two of us…” Coy, she touched his arm.

And found herself face to face with a very irate vocalist. Who, the last time she’d checked, had been on the other side of the auditorium.

“Just what…” Kirito growled, “Do you think you’re doing?”

Jun, adorable, helpful, and utterly oblivious of the danger he was putting their manager in, piped up cheerily, “She’s gonna take me to a karaoke bar! Isn’t that great?”

The manager began to gather that asking out the guitarist had not been one of her best ideas. Especially since a certain vocalist was slowly, torturously killing her with his eyes.

Kirito let his thoughts run wild. How should he kill her? Take her out back and shoot her? No, the guns he used in his videos and photoshoots were hard enough to come by, he didn’t want to make it even more difficult by letting it be generally known that he would kill someone with them.

Not that he’d go on a killing spree or anything. He’d just kill everyone who had amorous thoughts concerning his Jun.

All two million, fifty thousand, seven hundred and thirty-one of them.

The manager couldn’t think of a way to dig herself out of this hole. “We were going to ask you guys and his sister to come along…”

Jun blinked cutely. “But I thought you said-”

“I said nothing!”

“But-”

“Really!”

Jun pouted adorably. “You were asking me out.”

The manager quailed under Kirito’s murderous gaze.

“I could tell.” Jun’s pout gained strength.

The manager didn’t know how to handle this. On one side, she had pissed off, definitely-going-to-kill-her vocalist, and on the other, she had the cutest man in the universe pouting at her charmingly.

Kawaii…

Kirito’s eyes narrowed into angry slits. “Why don’t we step out back.”

She gulped.



Aiji strummed happily on his guitar. “What happened to our manager?” he asked Takeo. “I need her to get me some water.”

Takeo said nothing. His eyes looked eloquently at Kirito.

Aiji sighed. “Again? That was the third one this week!”

Kohta popped up behind Aiji. “Maybe we should put them through some kind of training. You know, shock therapy or something.”

“Or stop hiring girls.”

“That won’t do any good. The second to last one was a guy, wasn’t he?” Takeo interjected.

Kohta blinked. “Really? I thought-”

“You and me both, Kohta-kun.”

The band paused momentarily, pondering the gender confusion that had lately gripped their country.

“It’s our fault, you know,” Takeo said thoughtfully. “The visual kei bands. I mean, Kirito wears skirts sometimes…”

The other two nodded.

Kohta and Takeo looked at Aiji.

“What?”

“Nothing.”




Kirito was still seething. Stupid managers and their stupid advances on Jun. He hadn’t even gotten to kill this one. His hair-dresser had stepped in at the last minute and led her away.

She, like so many others, had become invisible to him.

Stupid Kirito-Protection Program… I don’t see the point. If they’d stop flirting with Jun, I wouldn’t kill them. Simple. They don’t need a program for that.

Jun popped up out of nowhere and latched onto his arm.

Kirito blinked at him.

“You’re not wearing a shirt.”

“Yeah, my wardrobe got wet! So I have to wait for everyone to dry it!”

Kirito, not listening, continued to stare at him.

“Apparently, Kohta was playing around with a hose or something…”

Stare.

“And he got my clothes all wet.”

Stare.

“I was lucky he didn’t get my pants!”

Kirito blinked again. “Lucky?”

“Yeah! Then I’d be walking around naked!”

Damn.

Kirito, feeling extremely happy and extremely upset at the same time, continued to stare at the half-naked Jun. Until he noticed that he wasn’t the only one staring.

Everyone in the hallway had stopped what they were doing to stare also. He could also discern people’s heads peeking around doorways.

Jun, oblivious, continued to chat happily.

Kirito grabbed Jun’s arm and dragged him off to a nearby room, glaring at all of the surprised occupants until they made a hasty exit.

Taking off his own shirt, he threw it onto Jun’s head.

Jun blinked at him adorably.

Kirito, blushing slightly, said, “I don’t want you catching a cold.”

Jun beamed and threw himself onto his beloved band leader. “I love you, Kirito!”

So, shirtless Jun was hugging shirtless Kirito.

Kirito’s brain spontaneously combusted.

And thousands of miles away, a certain fanfic writer and Kirito x Jun Defender squealed happily and died, her mission in life completed.

Jun, oblivious to the many lustful thoughts passing through his vocalist’s mind, continued to snuggle Kirito blissfully.

“Oi, Kirito, I need you to-” Aiji, shocked, stared at his two best friends from the doorway.

Jun, still cuddling Kirito, blinked at him. “What do you need him to do, Aiji?”

Aiji shook himself out of his stupor. “Uh, never mind, I think Takeo can do it.” Closing the door, he beat a hasty retreat. “Have fun!” he called from the other side.

Kirito moved out of Jun’s embrace to lock the door.

Oh, we will.





~fin~









Okay, I’ve done better, I think… Oh well. Pretty imagery ensues. Shirtless Jun… *drools*

*is promptly killed by Kirito*
 
 
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aliale on March 9th, 2006 06:04 pm (UTC)
...marry me.
*mems this*
Omen-chanomen1x2 on March 9th, 2006 06:13 pm (UTC)
Weee! Marriage proposal! Sure!

I'm glad you liked it! When I'd finished, I didn't think it was very good...
(no subject) - aliale on March 9th, 2006 06:16 pm (UTC) (Expand)
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gado on March 9th, 2006 07:16 pm (UTC)
AHHA omg that's so great!!!! ♥
Omen-chanomen1x2 on March 9th, 2006 07:41 pm (UTC)
Thank you!
Not for realspider_tears on March 9th, 2006 07:21 pm (UTC)
Looooooovly kiriito!!!! XD
Omen-chanomen1x2 on March 9th, 2006 07:42 pm (UTC)
Hee! Yeah, possessive Kirito is fun. So much you can do with him!
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☆~アンニ~★ni_ya_naito on March 9th, 2006 08:55 pm (UTC)
Oh my HAPPY DAYS ARE BAAACK!!!!
It was GREAT!!
Jun is really cutest guy on earth!! -plz don't kill me Kiricho-
Omen-chanomen1x2 on March 9th, 2006 10:36 pm (UTC)
Jun is the cutest guy on Earth. I don't think Kirito would kill you for stating a simple fact...

*huggles* Glad you liked it!
Tsukushi: Kiritojuusuikan on March 9th, 2006 09:37 pm (UTC)
..
Aiji sighed. “Again? That was the third one this week!”

That line cracked me up xDDD!!
*tears*
This was too good.
Omen-chanomen1x2 on March 9th, 2006 10:38 pm (UTC)
*happy squeals* I'm glad you liked it!

And where was your comment for my other new fic? I looked for it... ;_;
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Ray Hino Murataloucanet_ray on March 10th, 2006 02:47 am (UTC)
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa *___________*!!! *giggles* That's so cool <33333333! Mad Jealous Kirito >D!!!!!!!!!!! *-* Love it! Love it!
You really are a great fic writter, have I told you that alrealdy?! xD I hope so.. Then... Here I am telling you that again.
Your fics are awesome =3 *grins*
Kirito x Jun is the most cute thing in the world. *_*

~Ray H. Murata
Omen-chanomen1x2 on March 10th, 2006 02:51 am (UTC)
Yes, you have told me before, but you can keep saying it!

And yes, Kirito x Jun is the cutest thing in the world. They're also a ton of fun to work with.

And where's your comment for my other new fic? ;_;
pandamanium on March 10th, 2006 03:01 am (UTC)
AWWWW!! I loved it! My favorite part was:

The band paused momentarily, pondering the gender confusion that had lately gripped their country.

"It’s our fault, you know,” Takeo said thoughtfully. “The visual kei bands. I mean, Kirito wears skirts sometimes…”

The other two nodded.

Kohta and Takeo looked at Aiji.

“What?”

“Nothing.”


It was really funny. ^^
Omen-chanomen1x2 on March 10th, 2006 03:40 am (UTC)
That was my favorite part, too. I'm glad we're in agreement.
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Omen-chanomen1x2 on March 10th, 2006 03:47 am (UTC)
Weee! See? Boredom isn't always bad!

I mean, I write my best fics when I'm bored!

And go read my other stuff too! *shameless*
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(no subject) - omen1x2 on March 10th, 2006 05:34 am (UTC) (Expand)
MissLelizmissleliz on March 10th, 2006 07:12 am (UTC)
"Not that he’d go on a killing spree or anything. He’d just kill everyone who had amorous thoughts concerning his Jun.

All two million, fifty thousand, seven hundred and thirty-one of them."

*cracked up so badly at that* XDDD I love your Jealous!Kirito.

"That won’t do any good. The second to last one was a guy, wasn’t he?” Takeo interjected.

Kohta blinked. “Really? I thought-”

“You and me both, Kohta-kun."

And that. XDDD I love your humor fics~ (I'm a humor/fluff girl at heart. ^^) And the picture of a shirtless Kirito being snuggled by a shirtless Jun is a very welcome image to have while during Calculus. ^^ Great job as always!
Omen-chanomen1x2 on March 10th, 2006 07:16 am (UTC)
Yes, happy imagery. I love my mind sometimes.

And it would be really creepy/cool if that were actually the correct number of Jun fangirls...
美瑠: 坊02karmik on March 10th, 2006 12:19 pm (UTC)
Yay, I read this! And I'm happy for doing it, I love your writing style. :D Some parts made me laugh very hard, haha.
Omen-chanomen1x2 on March 10th, 2006 04:31 pm (UTC)
*happy squeals*
Yay! You read it! Thank you so much! *gives huggles*
morte_maidenmorte_maiden on March 11th, 2006 04:49 am (UTC)
heh....that poor gender confused country...But I'm not complaining.

mmm....shirtless Jun and Kirito....

You've already won at life....uh....wanna win at...uh...Monopoly?
Omen-chanomen1x2 on March 11th, 2006 05:00 am (UTC)
Wow! You're really reading my stuff! Now if you'll just pardon me for a moment... *adds morte maiden*

Hmmmm.... I OWN BOARDWALK!!! Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha! Cough up the dough!
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Suenegiyou on March 12th, 2006 09:24 pm (UTC)
*laughes* this one was so cool XDDDD

Kohta and Takeo looked at Aiji.

“What?”

“Nothing.”


BWUAHAHAHHAHA!!!!! that got me laughing like a maniac!

okay, where's the next part?^^


Omen-chanomen1x2 on March 12th, 2006 09:30 pm (UTC)
Oh, do you want it to continue? I don't know, I'm not too good with multiple chapter fics... I have the attention span of a goldfish.

And what took you so long to review? For shame.
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izayoi_miki on April 5th, 2006 09:23 pm (UTC)
lol Shirtless Jun hugging a shirtless horny Kirito...I think I've died and gone to heaven. XD

*shutters* Now I'm CERTAIN that I'm going to be an Aiji fangirl! I don't wanna die yet!
Omen-chanomen1x2 on April 6th, 2006 12:10 am (UTC)
*purrs* Yes. I really love my mind sometimes... *pats head* Good mind. Thank you for providing such lovely mental images...

Well... I think we're safe as long as we don't fantasize about Jun for ourselves. As long as Kirito gets Jun in our Jun fantasies, he's probably happy. It's probably why I'm still alive. Maybe Kirito likes my fanfics? Hmmm...
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kyuichi18 on May 6th, 2006 11:13 am (UTC)
I was in your homepage to check what I've missed and HOLY CRAP, what a beautiful beautiful layout *_____*

Jun beamed and threw himself onto his beloved band leader. “I love you, Kirito!” <<< He said that to a blushing Kirito~? What is he doinnnng!!!! ahahah!!

Nyah~ CUTENESS!!! <3333
Omen-chanomen1x2 on July 2nd, 2006 08:27 pm (UTC)
Yes, my layout is indeed gorgeous. *happy, happy sighs* Sorry for the late reply. Somehow, your comment got lost in my e-mail somewhere. Or something.
Kenderkenderkin88 on August 2nd, 2006 04:08 am (UTC)
::revives you:: \8D/

Ohhhh, the lovely things that could go on in that closet. *_* Do you think they'd mind if I watched? >D
Omen-chanomen1x2 on August 2nd, 2006 04:17 am (UTC)
Sadly, I think they would mind. But they wouldn't have to know about any hidden cameras, would they?
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