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24 February 2007 @ 04:45 pm
Title: Thirty-Five
Author: omen1x2
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Pierrot
Pairing: Kirito + Jun
Summary: It's Kirito's birthday, and Jun has just learned about an interesting American custom.



Kirito was happy and enjoying himself. A rare occurance lately, which made it all the more precious.

Birthday parties were fun.

Especially when they were birthday parties for him. ♥

Kohta and Takeo had even managed to get Jun and Aiji to come - an incomprehensible feat that he greatly appreciated. Even if Jun had taken to hitting him at random intervals from behind and running away giggling.

Kirito kept having flashbacks of the third grade.

And Jun, once again, ran up behind him and smacked him.

Kirito's nose hit the wall, and he whimpered. Honestly. Was being happy on one's birthday worth all this?

Jun squeaked and hugged him from behind. "I'm sorry, Kirito! I didn't mean to hit you that hard!"

Kirito ignored his concussion and fixed a glazed glare at the head on his shoulder. "What the hell are you doing, anyway? You've been deriving sadistic pleasure from connecting your fist with my skull all evening!"

Jun smiled at Kirito innocently and kissed his cheek.

Kirito's anger made a hasty and grumbling retreat. It was so unfair of Jun to bring his secret weapons out like that when he had had a perfectly reasonable excuse for getting angry.

Kirito turned away from the wall and returned Jun's hug. "So what's with taking the term "hitting on" me literally? Because that's just not nearly as fun as the kind I'm used to."

Jun giggled yet again and squirmed a little, making Kirito blush. "Koji told me about this American custom where they hit the birthday boy for every year of his life."

Kirito made a mental note to visit Koji on his birthday. The prick.

"Are you sure he wasn't just teasing you?"

Jun pouted at him. "Koji isn't you. He doesn't do that."

Kirito raised a disbelieving eyebrow.

"Okay, he does. But I looked it up! And it's true!"

"Well, shit. How many have you done?"


"I'm not looking forward to nineteen more of these."


"What?! I'm not thirty-six!" Kirito couldn't hold back his horror at the thought. Thirty-five was bad enough, but he sure as hell didn't want to add a year to that.

Jun grinned at him and said in terrible English, "One to grow on."

Kirito groaned. "You know, kisses would be a lot more pleasant."

Jun smacked him again and ran off, giggling and blowing him kisses.


Fanart by badurakku
Seery: Kai rosessirigorn on February 25th, 2007 12:05 am (UTC)
That is the cutest thing ever. *melts*
Omen-chan: Kirito x Junomen1x2 on February 25th, 2007 12:40 am (UTC)
Thank you! ♥
badurakku on February 25th, 2007 12:35 am (UTC)
*giggle* That was so cute. X3

As I was reading it this idea came to me, and I just couldn't resist:
Omen-chanomen1x2 on February 25th, 2007 12:39 am (UTC)
*dies* Dude, that is awesome. That's your best fanart for my fics yet! ♥ XDDDDDD
kyuichi18 on February 18th, 2008 11:56 am (UTC)
NYAH! *dies* Both the fan fic and art are soooooo adorable >_
Piac: Kirito!x_shock_me_x on February 25th, 2007 01:58 am (UTC)
hahahahah that is so cute!! &hearts

And I love the fanart too!!!
Omen-chan: Kirito - Daybreakomen1x2 on February 27th, 2007 04:19 pm (UTC)
Isn't that picture precious? I love her little Jun! ♥
Anarcolepticnemu on February 25th, 2007 03:01 am (UTC)
LMAOOO that's so cute and funny. And the fanart! <3333
Omen-chan: Miyavi *.*omen1x2 on February 27th, 2007 04:20 pm (UTC)
(Does that mean "Laughing My Ass Off Off Off"? XDDDDD)

Me luuuuuuuuuuuuuurve the fanart. The fanart is precious!
Anarcolepticnemu on February 28th, 2007 05:35 am (UTC)
Yea, it fell off multiple times in the process of reading this fic (heh) Write more! *whipcrack* XDDD
Tsukushijuusuikan on February 26th, 2007 09:37 am (UTC)
Jun is kawaii ^^
That little devil hitting on Kirito xP
Omen-chan: Kiritoomen1x2 on February 27th, 2007 04:24 pm (UTC)
Indeed! Jun is le adorable! ♥

I have to agree with Kirito, though. The other kind of hitting on him is much more pleasant. XD
Tsukushijuusuikan on February 27th, 2007 04:27 pm (UTC)

I wrote Kito-chan a bday fikku too but.ah.