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24 February 2006 @ 01:56 pm
Happy Birthday, Kirito!  
Title: Behind the Scenes
Author: omen1x2
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Pierrot
Pairings: All of them, pretty much…
Status: One-shot (most likely, unless people decide they want more)
Summary: I got this idea when chatting with aliale. Just short little behind-the-scene skits.
Special Notes: Yay! I’m going to be able to post something for Kirito’s birthday, after all!



Behind the Scenes
By Omen-chan


Why Takeo x Jun will never work:

Takeo: I like you.
Jun: Really?
Takeo: Yeah.
Jun: Interesting.
Takeo: Yeah.



Why Kirito x Takeo will never work:

Takeo: You're a good leader.
Kirito: Thank you.
Takeo: Wanna f*ck?
Kirito: Um, no not particularly.
Takeo: Good. Neither do I.
*Both go off to make out with their respective partners*
Kirito: (calling back) I heard you like Jun.
Takeo: Yeah.
Kirito: (kills him)
Aliale: Or wounds him horribly.
Omen-chan: Yeah. Sparing the arms and hands.

(Those two were both taken from a conversation with aliale)



A Kirito x Kohta Moment:

Kohta: Oni…
Kirito: Hmmm?
Kohta: We’re going to have to break up…
Kirito: I wasn’t aware that we were together in the first place.



Why Kohta x Aiji will never work:

Aiji: I have a thing for your older brother.
Kohta: I have a thing for the drummer.

(It wouldn’t get very far…)




A Kohta x Jun Moment:

Jun: Takeo just told me he has a thing for me.
Kohta: WHAT?!
Jun: Yeah, it was kind of weird…
Kohta: You do realize I shall have to kill you now…
Kirito: (walks in with a chainsaw) Kohta, you and I need to have a little talk…



Omen-chan’s Take on the Scene with the Cliff: (for pandamanium)

Kirito: Jun.
Jun: (doesn’t ask questions, just follows Kirito along trustingly) Lalalalalala… Walking along with Kirito… I’m just like a cute, trusting little puppy! What? You want me to look over the cliff? Okay, it’s not like you ever play tricks on me or anything. Aaaaaaahhhh! And why are your hands going down there?
Kirito: (thinking) Yay! I got to grope him!

Later

Jun: (bouncing around because Kirito groped him)


Omen-chan’s Note: I know Jun isn’t stupid, but you have to admit he was a little too trusting here…




Why a Slutty Jun Doesn’t Work:

Jun: (walks into practice one day wearing tight leather)
Everyone Else: Aaaaaaawwww… Isn’t he just the cutest thing ever? He’s trying to be sexy…
Kirito: Mine.



Omen-chan’s Take on the Jun with his Camcorder Scene (aka the Kirito hits Jun scene):

Jun: The whole point to taping is to make sure I get a shot of Kirito’s ass.
Jun: (alters the camera angle quickly) Yes! Success!
Jun: (turns the camera around to point at himself): This is the face of success.

Later

Jun: Look! It’s everyone’s shoes!

Even Later:

Jun: Look! I got everyone’s asses!
Jun: Stupid Takeo wearing that shirt around his waist…
Jun: I wonder how much this would be worth on Ebay…



Omen-chan’s Take on the Kirito with a Knife on a Bicycle Scene (aka, don’t let Kirito get bored):

Kirito: There is absolutely nothing to do, so I shall threaten everyone with my knife! The perfect plan!
Kirito: Ooooo, there’s Jun! (alters bike’s course)
Aiji: Jun, you might want to look behind you…
Jun: Whoa! Okay, I’m taking my guitar and cute little elf ears and getting OUT of here!
Kirito: (notices Jun’s departure) Aaaaaawwww… Here, Aiji, I halfheartedly threaten you with my knife. (leaves to follow Jun and threaten a fat man)
Jun: (laughs)
Kirito: (momentarily threatens Kohta who can barely be seen from behind the door)
Jun: (laughs)
Kirito: (threatens a very vital part of Takeo’s anatomy)
Jun: (laughs)
Kohta: Hey!
Takeo: AAAAAHHHH!!!
Kirito: (feels that Jun isn’t giving him enough attention) Jun. Look, I put this knife to my own wrist.
Jun: Hey! It’s one thing for you to threaten me, everyone else, and a certain important part of Takeo! But that’s just going TOO FAR! (takes the knife away)
Kirito: (smiles) Hee. I win.


Omen-chan’s Note: And Jun really does have elf ears. Too cute.




Kirito’s Birthday Scene (Happy Birthday, Kirito!):

Pierrot minus one: Otanjoobi omedetou!
Kirito: (shrugs)
Kohta: You’re OLD, Oni!
Kirito: (feels murderous)



Kirito’s Secret Birthday Scene:

Kirito: (smiles) This is definitely the best birthday present I’ve ever gotten.
Jun: What? Me baking you a cake?
Kirito: Yes.
Jun: (oblivious to the fact that Kirito had given him a “Property of Kirito” apron, and also the fact that he had forgotten to put his pants on that morning)
Kirito: (still smiling)








Okay, that was really short. But considering the fact that I had to fight my Writer’s Block every step of the way didn’t help. I’m exhausted now.

Let me know what you think. After all, I’m still a comment whore.
 
 
Current Mood: accomplishedaccomplished
Current Music: X Japan - Dahlia
 
 
 
aliale on February 24th, 2006 08:05 pm (UTC)
I already told you that I love you, right? XDDD
well I'll repeat myself, but I really love you XD

*still laughing hard*

and yes, he has elf-ears XDD

I love how you make a possesive Kirito XD
Omen-chanomen1x2 on February 24th, 2006 08:12 pm (UTC)
Aaaaawwww... I love you too!

And I love Jun's elf ears! They just add to the God of Cuteness factor.

And I love my Kirito as well.
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Suenegiyou on February 24th, 2006 09:03 pm (UTC)
*LAUGHING MY ASS OFF* this is just SO great!!!!




and I agree: he DOES have elf ears!
Omen-chanomen1x2 on February 24th, 2006 11:05 pm (UTC)
*nods nods* Yes. Yes. The elf ears are awesome. He is the God of Cuteness (tm) after all.
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pandamanium on February 24th, 2006 10:30 pm (UTC)
Gawd- that's like every convo you and I have ever had at work, lol. Loved it. ^^
Omen-chanomen1x2 on February 24th, 2006 11:06 pm (UTC)
Yep! Except for the birthday bit. That one just kind of hit me. With a mallet.
Not for realspider_tears on February 25th, 2006 10:42 am (UTC)
hmmm never noticed his elfears.. have to check that for myself... aanyway.. this was very funny XD but there are a hugh lack of Aiji in it O.o
Omen-chanomen1x2 on February 25th, 2006 04:08 pm (UTC)
He has the cutest little ears... They're at their most obvious in the scene where I mentioned them. Which is why I mentioned them.

And I apologize for the lack of Aiji! Like I said, I still had my writer's block while I was writing this, so it probably turned out really badly... I just wanted to make sure I posted something for Kirito's birthday.
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Omen-chanomen1x2 on February 27th, 2006 04:28 pm (UTC)
Probably true, I think. Everything seems to follow that order pretty well...

And the same goes for Kirito and his little Gay Bike o' Lurv.

And I love that part. 'Cause I really can't see the Kirito x Kohta pairing happening AT ALL.
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izayoi_miki on April 5th, 2006 09:04 pm (UTC)
*snork*

And in my world, all of these are true...lol
Omen-chanomen1x2 on April 5th, 2006 09:48 pm (UTC)
Yes. They are true in my Happy Omen World as well. And god help anyone who tries to disagree.
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kyuichi18 on May 6th, 2006 11:36 am (UTC)
Poor Takeo... ;_;

Takeo: Wanna f*ck?
Kirito: Um, no not particularly.

Omen-chan’s Note: I know Jun isn’t stupid, but you have to admit he was a little too trusting here… <<< *sweatdrops* Yeaa..~ But I love it when people make references to this~ It's just such a cute scene!!

Jun: (walks into practice one day wearing tight leather) <<<< CUTE indeeeeed <3333

The whole thing was cuttttttteeeeeee~~ Anymore products of boredom~?? ^^
Naoちゃん: AliceNine Shou with his micsykem on August 3rd, 2006 05:56 am (UTC)
Cute ^.^ You don't see stuff like this often, but they're funny and I wish I would see stuff like this more often xP
Omen-chan: Kirito x Junomen1x2 on August 3rd, 2006 12:56 pm (UTC)
I usually come up with this stuff when I'm bored out of my mind. And that doesn't really happen as often as you'd think (unless I'm at work, and I don't think my boss would take kindly to me writing slashy fiction here), so I've only ever written two altogether. ^^

Plus my The Reason... thing. But that was just insane.
Anarcolepticnemu on January 28th, 2007 03:47 am (UTC)
LOL that was so brilliant. Although in the cliff scene, i do believe it was Kirito boucing around in the background because he got to grope Jun
Omen-chanomen1x2 on January 28th, 2007 03:50 am (UTC)
lol
I love it when I randomly get comments on old fics. XDDD

And it's actually Jun. You can tell by the hair and the clothes he's wearing (the same clothes he has on in the Kowareteiku kono sekai de pv). ^____^
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Yuki Ayanamiyuki_ayanami on September 17th, 2007 04:40 am (UTC)
Omen-chan: Kirito - Daybreak02omen1x2 on October 4th, 2007 11:41 pm (UTC)
It's absolutely adorable! ♥

(Sorry it took so long to reply, I haven't been online in a while. ^^;;;)