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14 February 2006 @ 10:36 am
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Title: In the Van
By: omen1x2
Rating: PG-13 for language. Kirito’s language, of course.
Fandom: Pierrot
Pairing: slight Kirito + Jun and even slighter Takeo + Kohta
Status: One-Shot
Summary: Just a cute little fic about Pierrot in their Indies days. Kirito can’t sleep, and Jun’s having nightmares. This is mostly humor and fluff.
Notes: Having tired of the utter lack of Kirito/Jun fanfiction, I’ve decided I’m going to start giving it a try. Maybe I’ll inspire others into writing some more as well. Any translations that I might have in this fic will be at the end. Please comment.



In the Van

By Omen



Kirito and Takeo leaned over the open hood to see the many wonders of a smoking engine.

They immediately leaned back again.

“Okay, so who knows anything about cars? Or engines? Or how this plate of sushi got in here?” Kirito held up a well-crisped plate of what could only be assumed was sushi. “Or this bowl of ramen? Or this bento? WHO THE HELL HAS BEEN USING OUR ENGINE AS A TABLE?!”

The band remained silent. And began to inch away from their leader.

Kirito glared at them all, and then began to glare at the offending food products. The food products, if they could, would have also begun to inch away. The ramen managed to quiver silently in its bowl.

Tasukete, kudasai…

It is uncertain exactly where this thought came from. It can only be assumed that everyone was thinking the same thing.

Except for Kohta, who was beginning to sweat. Profusely. Which wasn’t that odd, really, but I think it can be safely assumed that he was the culprit. Who was trying desperately not to get caught.

Kirito looked at him. His eyes narrowed.

Chikusho.



It was time to sleep. Aiji, whose cell phone was attached to Aiji’s life force, had called for immediate vehicular help. Which wasn’t coming anytime soon.

Kirito nearly burst a blood vessel. “Twenty-four hours? It’s going to take them twenty-four hours to get here?”

“Well, we are kind of in the middle of nowhere…”

Kirito glared at Jun. Jun “eeped” and ran to hide behind Kohta. A wise decision. Because Kirito knew there was no fighting Jun’s utter lack of direction, but as an older brother, he could certainly fight Kohta.

“Kohta.” Kohta cringed, and immediately tried to hide behind Jun. Another wise decision. Because Angry Kirito could not survive long when faced with Cowering, Trembling Jun.

No one can.

And, predictably, Angry Kirito died a horrible, yet fairly quick death.

But that didn’t mean Kirito couldn’t still mess with his little brother.

Right?

Right.



Two hours later, Kohta found himself curled up in a blanket all by himself in the cold night. Well, at least Kirito had let him have the blanket…

Maybe Oni’s getting soft in his old age, Kohta thought with a snicker.

I heard that.

Chikusho.



Meanwhile, in the van, a full-scale war was taking place.

“I don’t want to sleep next to the door! It’s cold!”

“Well, neither do I!”

“Do you realize I haven’t had a decent night’s sleep in months?”

“Whose fault is that?”

“YOURS! If I didn’t have to stay up all night making sure you don’t KILL us with your driving!”

Takeo, ignoring them all, curled up in the most comfortable seat of all, silently snickering to himself. They’ll never learn…

Aiji was the first to notice. “Takeo! No fair!”

Jun and Kirito silently exchanged a look.

Takeo found himself dumped outside onto a sleeping Kohta.

Grinning quietly to himself, he curled around Kohta’s slumbering form.

Nope. They never learn.



After two more hours of screaming and throwing various objects at each other, the remaining members of Pierrot settled down for the night. Finally.

Kirito had decided that it was his duty as band leader to take the least loved spot. (This was, of course, after Aiji and Jun had subjected him to their most powerful weapons. Double-Assault puppy dog looks. Works every time.)

And, predictably, Kirito couldn’t sleep.

Sacrifices for the band… Sacrifices for the band… This is for the band… Oh, FUCK the band. I’m tired. I want to sleep. Damn those Looks. Etc…etc…

Finally deciding that sleep was, once again, elusive, Kirito sat up. Might as well be productive… He pondered. Which band mate to pick on… Which band mate to pick on…

Before he could decide, he heard a rustling noise. That better not be an animal. If I’ve told Jun once not to bring strays into the van, I’ve told him a thousand times…

The rustling continued. It sounded much bigger than the usual cats Jun would bring on board.

I’m not scared. I just don’t want to deal with a freaked out Aiji. That’s all. If you don’t believe me I will KILL you.

The rustling stopped. It was immediately followed by a loud gasping noise.

I know that gasp! If that monster hurt Jun I will KILL it!

Kirito stood, only to find Jun wide awake and teary eyed.

Kirito blinked.

He blinked again.

And sat back down.

What just happened here?

Jun, looking around, spotted him. And flushed. (All of the Jun fangirls of the world scream, “KAWAII!!!”)

“Gomen, Kirito. Did I wake you?”

Kirito shook his head, then motioned for Jun to come sit next to him.

Jun, never one to directly disobey Kirito, complied.

After a long silence, Kirito decided words were necessary. “Bad dream?”

“Aa.”

Okay, apparently more words. “Want to talk about it?”

“Not really.”

This was going nowhere, fast.

After another ridiculously long silence, Jun said again, “I’m sorry I woke you.”

“You didn’t.”

“Oh.”

More silence. Kirito was starting to get frustrated. “Well, just sleep next to me, all right? I won’t let any monsters get you.”

Jun blinked. “Monsters?”

Oh. Right. There wasn’t a monster. Just Jun thrashing around in his sleep. “I mean, nightmares.” Yeah, good save. Kirito thought, rolling his eyes. He moved to lie back down. Jun followed him.

Kirito looked at Jun, who was staring at him. Okay, this was starting to piss him off. “What?”

“When was the last time you slept?”

“I already told you. I haven’t had a decent night’s sleep in months.”

Jun pulled Kirito’s blanket so it covered both of them. “Well, I’m not driving now. And neither are you. Go to sleep.” After that, he curled up into Kirito’s side, his face pressed against Kirito’s neck.

Kirito never slept better.



Later that night, still cuddling his beloved band leader, Jun grinned to himself. I hope he never finds out that wasn't really a nightmare...


Fin.


Short and sweet. Hope you liked it. Any comments or questions are highly appreciated.

Translations: I’m lazy so I only put the Japanese that everyone knows. I didn’t want to make a huge translation section. Maybe some other time I’ll blow you all away with a fic that needs translating every other line, but for now, I’m tired.

 
 
Current Mood: accomplishedaccomplished
Current Music: L'Arc en Ciel - Hitomi no Juunin
 
 
 
Not for realspider_tears on February 14th, 2006 08:01 pm (UTC)
XD that was adorable!!! Loved it!!!
Omen-chanomen1x2 on February 14th, 2006 08:43 pm (UTC)
Thanks! I love the mental image of Jun cuddling Kirito. That was the moment that the rest of the fic was leading up to.
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aliale on February 14th, 2006 08:12 pm (UTC)
XDD that ruled.
seriously I laughed my sotmach hurt, when I iminagined a pised off Kirito glaring at the food XD
it was just too lovely! and the Double-Assault puppy dog looks indeed is a mighty weapon.. XD
Omen-chanomen1x2 on February 14th, 2006 08:44 pm (UTC)
and the Double-Assault puppy dog looks indeed is a mighty weapon..

Yeah, could you imagine seeing them do that? I think everyone would just DIE from the cuteness.

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MissLelizmissleliz on February 15th, 2006 01:00 am (UTC)
Awww that was cute. ^^ You hit my weak spot with their indies driving days...*snickers at the idea of poor little directionless Jun* I would've stayed awake to make sure he didn't kill us all also. XD

There's no doubt Jun could pull off that puppy face. XD He could probably do the Double Assault all by himself, that man is so adorable. ^^

"I hope he never finds out that wasn't really a nightmare..." *cracks up* I love how you didn't make it smutty or out of character, but was just a cute humorous fic about Pierrot. ^^ I can't wait to read any more you write!
Omen-chanomen1x2 on February 15th, 2006 05:20 am (UTC)
I know Jun could pull it off all by himself, especially on Kirito, I just wanted the two most adorable members to have an ultimate coup de gras. Who could resist the DOUBLE assault?
Ray Hino Murataloucanet_ray on February 16th, 2006 12:52 am (UTC)
♥ ♥ ♥ It's oh so lovely and funny *-*
I really like it... I like your image of all of them, and I love the way it's oh-so simple but at the same time there are lots of wonderful little details *O*
I _love_ it. Great job.
Write more soon <3
Omen-chanomen1x2 on February 16th, 2006 02:33 am (UTC)
Thanks! I'm working on something right now. We'll see how long it takes me to finish, though... I finished this one in about ten minutes, but the one I'm writing now isn't coming along that fast.
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pandamanium on February 16th, 2006 02:56 am (UTC)
God, that WAS cute. ^^ Jun is such an adorable little... OMG *SQUEEZE*
And Kohta with his food on the engine... What a blond. XD
Omen-chanomen1x2 on February 16th, 2006 04:16 am (UTC)
He is kinda ditzy...

And we all want our own little Jun. *looks around warily* Of course, he belongs to Kirito and we all know that!
Sakura the Cookie Monstersakura121 on February 16th, 2006 03:53 am (UTC)
Awwwwww!!! ^___^

That was so cuteeee! I especially loved the humor in it. I cracked up more than once while reading it. :3
Omen-chanomen1x2 on February 16th, 2006 04:14 am (UTC)
Thanks! Any particular part you liked best? I always like to know what makes people squee. (And yes, I do make up my own words...)

BTW, I love your avatar.
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kyuichi18 on February 19th, 2006 04:19 pm (UTC)
Double-Assault puppy dog looks <<< KAWAII~!!
FUCK the band <<< yes please!!!!
I hope he never finds out that wasn't really a nightmare... <<< Isn't he meant to be wet there though.. and Kirito is so naive >.>

Man, I'm really loving your fanfics on these two <3 <3 <3 I hope I'll get to see more and more and moreeee!! <3 Onegai ne?!
Omen-chanomen1x2 on February 19th, 2006 04:23 pm (UTC)
Yes, we all want to fuck the band. We just can't. *sniffle*

Isn't he meant to be wet there though.. and Kirito is so naive >.> He woke up before the best part... Poor baby. At least he got to cuddle Kirito, though. And, honestly, I think when it comes to Jun, Kirito can be naive.
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(Anonymous) on February 19th, 2006 04:23 pm (UTC)
THAT ENDING THAT ENDING!!

Jun is evil little guy!!! XD -loves him for that- XDXDXD
☆~アンニ~★ni_ya_naito on February 19th, 2006 04:23 pm (UTC)
That was me..
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the kitty kitty cat -rawr-: g&w3poetanarchy on February 20th, 2006 11:01 pm (UTC)
omg x-x So funny. <3 *so knew he was doing something else* naughty JUN!

aww and TxK cutenessss T_T <3333
Omen-chan: Junomen1x2 on February 21st, 2006 12:11 am (UTC)
I'm SO glad you liked it! *feels all happy and loved and stuff*
Aka -- raped by the god damned suni_need_asagi on March 24th, 2006 06:12 am (UTC)
xD That was great. I laughed so hard. xDDD I think I said wtf about 20 times during the duration of this fic. xDDD

Maybe Oni’s getting soft in his old age, Kohta thought with a snicker.

I heard that.

Chikusho.


That was too great. xDDD
Omen-chanomen1x2 on March 24th, 2006 06:46 am (UTC)
Thanks for mentioning that part! No one did, and I thought it had a lot of fun subtleties for the Murata brothers... So yay!
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izayoi_miki on April 5th, 2006 08:27 pm (UTC)
Promised to go back and review your fics ^^ So, I decided to start at the beginning...

I hope he never finds out that wasn't really a nightmare...

*snork* Who knew that our innocent little Jun could be so manipulative? XD

And I've always had the feeling that Kirito could read minds...it's a bit troubling if you're a Jun fangirl I think...lol

^^ Off to the next fic! *scampers away*
Omen-chanomen1x2 on April 5th, 2006 08:34 pm (UTC)
*huggles* Thank you! ^^

And Jun has to be able to know how to handle Kirito, so he must have gotten a little manipulative somewhere along the way...

And Kirito is All Powerful and All Knowing. Why shouldn't he be able to read minds? But, yeah. As a Jun Fangirl, I live in constant fear for my life...
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Kenderkenderkin88 on August 2nd, 2006 04:05 am (UTC)
Aha, devious little Jun. XD Not that I blame him. And the image of Takeo and Kohta cuddling on the cold ground is so funny. XDD
Omen-chan: Sidomen1x2 on August 2nd, 2006 04:15 am (UTC)
Me love Jun lots. ^^ Me love Kirito even more lots. But me love them best when they're together. ♥

And the same goes for Takeo and Kohta. ^^
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Naoちゃん: SID Mao looking cool!sykem on August 3rd, 2006 05:51 am (UTC)
My new goal is to read all of these, because, that was funny ^.^

I know this is a really old post but yeah, like i said, my goal is to now read these and comment! MWAHAHAHAHA You have created a monster!

It was funny ^.^ And yes, lets pray he doesn't discover it wasn't a nightmare xP
Omen-chan: Miyavi Loves Us All ^___^omen1x2 on August 3rd, 2006 12:51 pm (UTC)
Woot! My favorite kind of monster! XD

Honestly, though, I don't think Kirito would mind too much if he ever found out. XP