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21 April 2006 @ 05:08 pm
 
Title: In Sickness and in Health
Author: omen1x2
Rating: PG
Fandom: Pierrot
Pairing: Kirito + Jun; Jun + Kirito
Status: Oneshot
Summary: Plotless fluff. Jun is sick and Kirito is taking care of him in typical Kirito fashion. Set many, many years ago, when Jun was still living in his family’s confectionary shop.
Written for izayoi_miki. ^^ And for finferwen, whose been pretty sick as well.




In Sickness and in Health
By Omen-chan




“I’m dying.”

Kirito stared down at the groaning lump on Jun’s bed. “No, you’re not.”

The lump quivered indignantly. “Yes, I am! Don’t argue with me! Or I’ll cough on you!”

Kirito rolled his eyes and settled down in the chair Jun’s mother had placed beside the bed for his convenience. “Stop being so dramatic. It’s just the flu. Everyone’s had it.”

The bump in the bed deflated as Jun peeked over the covers, his eyes blurry and unfocused. “How dare you! No one has experienced the suffering I am going through!” His rant was interrupted by a series of coughs.

Kirito raised his feet and settled them on Jun’s chest. “Well, if you’d take your medicine, you wouldn’t feel so shitty.”

Jun weakly tried to push Kirito’s feet away, but to no avail. “I’m not taking that icky stuff. It tastes like… like…” He tried to think of a proper adjective in his sickened state. “It tastes like…”

“Don’t strain yourself. I’ve been told that people have died from thinking too hard. And you’re not used to it, yet.”

Jun glared. “If you weren’t so blurry right now, I’d sock you one.”

Kirito grinned. “Go ahead and try, anyway. It would feel like a fly landing.”

Jun pouted and returned to the security of his blankets. “You’d think you’d be nicer to me when I’m sick.”

“If I did, you’d really think you were dying. If I was acting nice to you…”

Jun sniffled. “You’ve been nice to me before…”

“Only when you deserve it. Idiots that don’t take medicine when they’re sick don’t deserve the effort it takes to be nice to them.”

Jun peeked over his blankets again. “But…”

Kirito moved out of the chair, and settled in the bed beside Jun. “I know it tastes horrible. But you need to get better.”

Jun cuddled into Kirito’s lap. “Why?”

Kirito started playing with Jun’s sweat-dampened hair. “Because it’s no fun arguing with you when you’re not coherent enough to argue back.”

Jun smiled.



Kirito pushed Jun’s cat away with his foot. He didn’t push it too hard, though. Jun had the uncanny knack of knowing when Kirito had been mean to his pets.

Manami smiled at him as he approached the kitchen. “Thanks for coming by to take care of him. I know it has to be hard. Jun-chan is always very difficult when he’s sick.”

Kirito just nodded before saying, “Do you have any more of that medicine for him?”

Manami’s eyes widened in shock. “You were actually able to convince him to take some?!” Her eyes narrowed at him suspiciously. “Are you human? You didn’t have to sell your soul, did you?”

Kirito grinned. “No. Just sexual favors.”

Manami laughed and decided to play along. “Oh. That explains why his family was never able to think of a good bribe.”

“Exactly. You needed to have a devilishly charming, handsome gentleman to convince him.”

“So, did you have to pick someone up off the street?”

Laughing, Kirito grabbed the tray of food that Manami had set out for her brother. “Well, at least your brother appreciates me more than you do.”



Jun stared at the tray in absolute disgust. “I’m not eating.”

Kirito sat cross legged in front of him, and glared. “Yes, you are.”

Jun stuck his tongue out at him. “No, I’m not!”

Kirito grabbed the spoon from the bowl of soup, and forced it into Jun’s mouth.

Jun gagged. He fell onto his side and coughed for several minutes. “Are you trying to kill me?!” he asked, still gasping from the force of his coughs.

“If you don’t eat it yourself, I’ll do it again.”

Jun glared at him fearfully. “You wouldn’t…”

Kirito dipped the spoon into the bowl threateningly.

“Okay, okay!” Jun grabbed the spoon from Kirito’s hand. “I’ll eat it! Just don’t feed me!”



Kirito carried the tray with its empty bowl back to the kitchen. Manami stared at it in utter shock. “How… What…”

Kirito shrugged and headed back towards Jun’s bedroom. “I fed him. It seems to have worked.”



Kirito was getting frustrated. “Damn it, Jun! You’re sick! You need your rest!”

Jun pouted, and tried to climb out of bed. “But Gundam’s on! I wanna go watch it!”

Kirito sat down on Jun’s chest. “Like hell! Stay in bed! YOU SLEEP NOW!”

Jun flailed. “Shinyaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I can’t breathe!”

Kirito didn’t move. “You stay in bed, dammit!”

“Okay, okay! I’ll stay in bed! I’ll sleep! Just GET OFF!”

Triumphant, Kirito moved off of Jun and laid down next to him, pulling him into a rough embrace. “I don’t trust you. You might try to get up during the middle of the night.”

Jun sighed in resignation, and decided that Kirito made a good pillow, anyway.



Manami peeked into her little brother’s room, and giggled at the sight of Jun and Kirito cuddled together like two puppies.



Jun sighed and stretched happily. He curled into the warmth of Kirito’s arm, and snuggled as close as he dared.

“Feeling better?” Warm breath caressed his ear.

Jun smiled, and nodded. “Much.”

“I must be a good nurse.”

Jun rolled his eyes and decided not to reply.



“I’m glad you’re feeling better, son.”

Jun smiled at his father over his breakfast. “Me too! That was the shortest bout of flu I ever had!”

Jun’s father looked away and shared a nervous glance with Jun’s mother.

Manami grinned.

Jun looked at them all curiously.

Jun’s father cleared his throat. “So… Son. Um… I hope you understand that… That… We all love you. And this… Murata boy. He’s been taking good care of you… And… From the things he’s said to your sister… I just hope you understand that you need to take responsibility. If this thing with Murata is serious then…”

Jun stared at him, shocked. “Kirito isn’t marrying Manami, is he?!”

Manami laughed. “No, baka. We all know how he got you better. And… He better always take good care of you, that’s all I have to say.”

Bewildered, Jun looked at his mother.

She beamed at him. “You’ll make such a pretty bride!”



Jun had a relapse. He refused to let Kirito come see him.

Kirito always managed to sneak in, anyway.

And Jun got better again.

He just had to learn to ignore the snickers of his family.




~fin~




Yay! New ficcie! Let’s all rejoice!

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☆Ky~Ky♡xquirkylove on April 21st, 2006 10:33 pm (UTC)
XD
“Yes, I am! Don’t argue with me! Or I’ll cough on you!” ooh.. "threatening" XDD!!! How cute XD;

aw o_O Their 'arguement'. thats so cute o_O' .. (i must get a bigger vocabulary. i'm sure it .. doesn't please you to hear the word cute 50 times) XD

HAHAHAHAHA. SO THATS WHY HE TOOK HIS MEDICINE XD XD XD XDD AAHA brilliant.

♥ ^_^ .. ...what a cute ...[insert word here] story. ^__^;;;;; !
Omen-chanomen1x2 on April 21st, 2006 10:43 pm (UTC)
Thanks! And "cute" is fine. Don't strain yourself.
yokozukiyokozuki on April 21st, 2006 10:48 pm (UTC)
HEH. XXXXXDDDDDD That was freakin' HILARIOUS. ♥
Omen-chanomen1x2 on April 22nd, 2006 12:05 am (UTC)
*beams*

Why, thank you!
izayoi_miki on April 21st, 2006 11:09 pm (UTC)
Awwwww....look at all the fluff *pokes fluff floating by*

That was wonderful! I always like the fluffy fics you do! *cuddles*
Omen-chanomen1x2 on April 22nd, 2006 12:06 am (UTC)
*pokes fluff also*

This one almost gave me cavities while I was writing it. It was just too sweet.
finferwen: correctedfinferwen on April 22nd, 2006 01:26 am (UTC)
^o^ That is adorable!

“Don’t strain yourself. I’ve been told that people have died from thinking too hard. And you’re not used to it, yet.”

You WIN. I love your Kirito to bits. And Jun, of course. X3
Omen-chanomen1x2 on April 22nd, 2006 01:57 am (UTC)
Okay, first and foremost. That icon rules. I think I laughed for about ten minutes when I saw it. I love Reno and Rude.

Second, I'm glad you liked it! I really enjoyed writing Kirito in this one, because I could totally see him trying to get Jun better like that. And it would work, of course. 'Cause he's Kirito and all.
Ray Hino Murataloucanet_ray on April 22nd, 2006 01:55 am (UTC)
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!! Both your portraits of Jun and Kirito are so perfect, Omen-chan *_*
You're so great with humor and fluffy at same time. Your fics end up so great, I can't stop grinnig *_*~ You know I love them, as much as all these other people that are fan of your fics as well =3
KiriJun is so cute and fully and funny when written by you *-* *reads it again* <3333 Nyoooo! taihen kawaii neeeee! *_*
~Ray H. Murata
Omen-chanomen1x2 on April 22nd, 2006 02:00 am (UTC)
^^
Yay! It's good to see I've still got it! And I could totally see the two of them in this kind of situation. I really could.
Shiumishiumi on April 22nd, 2006 02:20 am (UTC)
So sweet! Thanks for the cavity!
Omen-chanomen1x2 on April 22nd, 2006 02:27 am (UTC)
You're most welcome! Enjoy seeing the dentist! I'll meet you there!
(no subject) - shiumi on April 22nd, 2006 10:11 pm (UTC) (Expand)
candymint on April 22nd, 2006 02:24 am (UTC)
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THAT WAS SO FRIGGIN ADORABLE XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD *flails madly*
Omen-chanomen1x2 on April 22nd, 2006 02:27 am (UTC)
Aaaaaaahhh!!!! Did I kill you with the fluff?! I'm so sorry!
(no subject) - candymint on April 22nd, 2006 02:28 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - omen1x2 on April 22nd, 2006 02:33 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - candymint on April 22nd, 2006 03:10 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - omen1x2 on April 22nd, 2006 02:11 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Piacx_shock_me_x on April 22nd, 2006 05:39 am (UTC)
aaaawwww that was cute!! ^_^

"Kirito dipped the spoon into the bowl threateningly"

hahahahahaha!!! xD
Omen-chanomen1x2 on April 22nd, 2006 02:09 pm (UTC)
*beams*

Thank you!
(no subject) - x_shock_me_x on April 23rd, 2006 07:19 am (UTC) (Expand)
~Nuile~nuile on April 22nd, 2006 01:07 pm (UTC)
Thanks Omen-chan. I really needed something like this. The fic is lovely. No doubt, the fluff will save the world. Yay.
Forgive me, I won't hug you, even virtually, 'cause I don't want to infect you *^^* I don't have anyone like Kirito to take care of me, you know, so we'd better be careful xD
Omen-chanomen1x2 on April 22nd, 2006 02:06 pm (UTC)
*hugs anyway*

And yay for fluff saving the world! Hope you feel better soon!
++Mizuki++vampire_kiki on April 22nd, 2006 01:59 pm (UTC)
*dead laughing*damn it's funny!!XDDD

Jun being a brat when he's sick.XDDDD
priceless.XD
Omen-chanomen1x2 on April 22nd, 2006 02:09 pm (UTC)
*resuscitates*

And yay for Jun being a bratty patient! And Kirito being a sadistic nurse!
(no subject) - vampire_kiki on April 23rd, 2006 02:09 am (UTC) (Expand)
Not for realspider_tears on April 23rd, 2006 10:57 am (UTC)
adorable XD
Omen-chanomen1x2 on April 23rd, 2006 08:15 pm (UTC)
Thanks!
美瑠karmik on April 23rd, 2006 04:52 pm (UTC)
"She beamed at him. "You'll make such a pretty bride!""

XD!! Haha, amazing! Your fics always crack me up so badly! I've said it earlier and I'm going to say it again; I love your style of writing. :D I wish I was as witty as you are!
Omen-chanomen1x2 on April 23rd, 2006 07:23 pm (UTC)
I'm so glad you like my fics! It just makes me feel so accomplished!

And I'm sure you can be as witty as me. It's really not that hard. You just need to have an insane mind! Which, of course, any fangirl possesses.
(no subject) - karmik on April 23rd, 2006 07:45 pm (UTC) (Expand)
__Azamir__azamir on April 23rd, 2006 07:03 pm (UTC)
hahahahaha!!!!!!
gorgeous. really totally gorgeous.

*huggles the Jun* don't be mad at your family...^^

really wonderful fic, I'd love to get more of those soon^^

Aza^^
Omen-chanomen1x2 on April 23rd, 2006 07:24 pm (UTC)
Thank you!

And I plan on writing another ficcie later this week. I have to keep my pairing alive!
hidden_forest on April 24th, 2006 10:09 am (UTC)
wahh soo cute*__*
i'm sorry for my late reply but i wasn't able to go online since last friday>.
Omen-chanomen1x2 on April 24th, 2006 05:21 pm (UTC)
It's okay! At least you commented! *hugs*
(no subject) - hidden_forest on April 24th, 2006 05:23 pm (UTC) (Expand)
kyuichi18 on May 6th, 2006 10:48 am (UTC)
Awwww, babyish Jun (My friend was just calling me babyish too, so that's the first thing that popped into my head ^^'')

Kirito grinned. “No. Just sexual favors.” <<<< YAHH! I bet he was!

“So, did you have to pick someone up off the street?” <<< Gah, Hidoi ne <3

“Okay, okay!” Jun grabbed the spoon from Kirito’s hand. “I’ll eat it! Just don’t feed me!”
“Okay, okay! I’ll stay in bed! I’ll sleep! Just GET OFF!”
<<< ^^ Kirito is good ne~!!

Bewildered, Jun looked at his mother.
She beamed at him. “You’ll make such a pretty bride!”
<<< OMG!! I love this family!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS FIC IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTTTTE OMEN-CHAN!!!! <333333